1. No, it is a dream. All of this is not real.

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albinododobird

2. Ugh hate it when that happens!

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thehandsomebog

3. Lol but you're a loser on Instagram.

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 Folamh3

4. My eyes rolled all the way to the back of my head reading this one.

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 jukkak15

5. "Leave us to our giant boat, peasants."

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Boots525

6. Who asked your annual income?

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timdual

7. *posts photo, drinks Jamba juice, puts money back in wallet*

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whitemike40

8. Riiiight.

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Plaid_Ampersand

9. This is almost more a straight-up, traditional brag.

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LauraLikeMe

10. Yeah, I bet.

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JAH1205