If you're going to lie on the internet, you really need to double and then triple check the hell out of your story.
Once you've been caught red-handed then the internet will forever remember you as "Bullshitting Sharon" and people on the internet are not generally known for showing mercy.
But, maybe you like being called Bullshitting Sharon, in which case, you can't get mad when someone calls you out on, well, your BULLSHIT, SHARON!
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