Pretty Darn Great Tweets That Will Make Your Day 27% Better

2017 is almost over, and you might be feeling a little blue - it's been a long year, and lots of people get depressed around the holidays (I should note that all of my insights into human psychology comes from Charlie Brown specials). So let's make a deal - I'll put some solid funny tweet beneath this paragraph, and you sit back and enjoy them as your day improves by approximately 27%. Sound good? Good.

1. Mark your calendar - we need some good karma going into 2018.

2. Can't wait for the next season of Mindhunter.

3. He gave his life to save us all. Praise his name!

4. Nothing but respect for MY President.

5. Can a manager give himself Employee of the Year?

6. Hey now, you're an All-Star - get your art on, get paid.

7. Listen - the world needs more Pagliacci jokes. I'm sorry but it's true.

8. That RollerCoaster Tycoon stuff you used to do isn't so funny when it happens in REAL LIFE, now is it?

9. This is the plot of an episode of Law & Order: SVU, I'm sure of it.

10. We miss you, Spicey.

11. Reminder to follow @HamillHimself.

12. Google never forgets. Google never forgives.