Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Horndogs Who Definitely Make Sex on the Reg
January 5, 2018
Have you ever seen such virile studs before in your LIFE?
I bet these guys go out and get to have boners like at least six days a week and we gotta say, that's impressive.
Or, maybe they just paint the nails on their right hand and call it Julie and say they have sex all the time, but we know better.
1. Not sure it should be this difficult, my dude.
2. Just a casual New Years this year.
3. Don't worry, he's covered.
4. Get this man a goddamn trophy.
5. Jesus Christ can we talk about that first part real quick?
6. Sure you did, buddy.
7. My GOD, he's lost count!
8. Oh, he HAS a social life.
9. Who needs porn when you can do the real fucks all the time?!
10. 30 minutes of pillow humping doesn't count, Jason.
11. Yay you.
12. This sounds like the beginning of a lovely downward spiral.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.