Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Random Thoughts That Are Total Mind F*cks
January 9, 2018
These are like normal, regular thoughts but deeper. Deep thoughts, if you will.
1. That floating crawl will be our demise one day.
2. Woah. Now I will never STOP wondering that.
3. Advanced Breathing
4. If only we could save and quit.
5. Ah damnit I built up my Armpit Farting skills but forgot to level my Desirable Job skills.
6. Wait yeah, that doesn't seem right.
7. Hopefully the suspects can't also read.
8. Just one 50-year-old, out of shape man who you have to explain the rules to.
9. Yeah tbh it's weirder to bring a date to the movies than go alone.
10. Definitely the worst if it's one of these goblin zombies.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.