Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
14 Face Tattoos That Are More Like a Smack in the Face
January 11, 2018
People always say you should live in the fast lane, like you're dying, in the fast lane, etc.
We encourage you to slow down a bit, though, because dang, maybe you're not gonna want that face tattoo in 6 years time.
1. Skeletor: the later years.
2. Calm down, Satan.
3. Even living once seems too long now.
4. Now when you kiss him, you're also kissing a baby.
5. NICE, SEX NUMBER.
6. Love at first face.
7. That's some brand loyalty.
8. He's a lone wolf.
9. When you give up smoking but still miss it.
10. One face is never enough!
11. Dedication to being a hipster level 1000
12. We bet she's a scorpio.
13. Yes, obviously.
14. We smell poor taste.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.