1. This might be worse than the actual Tide Pod challenge.
2. He *might* get skeptical when a baby doesn't pop out.
3. Don't you dare take my nuggets, lady.
4. Pretty sure this tattoo is an admission of guilt, no?
5. I hate this guy.
6. I hope he's saving up for a bigass cheeseburger tat in the middle.
7. Gotta Instagram the shitting, Spaghettios eating. It's what the followers demand.
10. Why why why post this.
11. You know what...at least it's not a tattoo. I'm okay with this.
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