Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
13 Reminders Why You Should Never Lie on the Internet
January 30, 2018
If we've said it once, we'll say it a thousand times: guys, don't lie on the internet.
We care about you, and we don't want you putting yourself at risk for looking like a total idiot.
The next time you feel that impulse to steal a drawing you found on Google images and try to pass it as your own, remember these cautionary tales.
1. Google took the exact same picture, weird!
2. No, see my strawberry faces the OTHER way, that's how you know I made this.
3. Well, that's what the pregnancy would look like if I had taken it!
4. Never been out of the box except to wear them on my face.
5. Did I say inches? I meant centimeters!
6. Talk shit, get hit (with a PB&J sandwich).
7. She's a brick house.
8. They've got a BA in Bullshit.
9. Only men are capable of such dedication!
10. I DID THIS.
11. But I'm le tiiiiiiired.
12. GOD MOM STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY ANTI-VAXXER FRIENDS.
13. He Cri Evrytiem
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.