Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
14 Times Bender Made the Future Worth Looking Forward To
January 31, 2018
1. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times
2. Looks like my job is done here
3. Just be different from what you're doing now please
4. I am far more important than all the people who are not me
5. Or some other sort of....wet coldness?!
6. All that's ever mattered all along
7. Robots know little of sins of the flesh
8. See, see with your special eyes
9. No excuses people
10. We're gonna shove peace so far up your ass it's gonna come out your mouth
11. GO BIG AND THEN GO HOME CUZ YOU'RE DEAD
12. Pick literally anything else
13. Welp, guess I'll die
14. Hopefully I don't have to fight either of those things
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.