Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 "Nice" Dudes More Bitter Than a Bucket of Fresh Lemons
February 19, 2018
Ugh we get it, you've been shunned by women too many times and now you're a giant grapefruit with a fedora and a bad attitude.
We got some advice for all you salty boys out there though: maybe just relax for half a second and you'll find life is much easier.
Or you know, go online and rage about bitches friend-zoning you and see how that works out.
1. It's good to practice self-love!
2. How DARE this literal child not repay another literal with sexual favors!
3. The only thing he tips is his fedora.
4. NO YOU'RE INSECURE!
5. The irony is palpable.
6. Sent from the most romantic place: the passenger seat of his mom's car!
7. I AM NICE SO I AM OWED 100 WOMEN!
8. Love it when men explain what women's intentions are, more of this please!
9. TFW you know what's best for a total stranger.
10. Called the fuuuuuck out.
11. That escalated quickly, buddy.
12. MILK DADDY NOOOOO!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.