Ugh we get it, you've been shunned by women too many times and now you're a giant grapefruit with a fedora and a bad attitude. 

We got some advice for all you salty boys out there though: maybe just relax for half a second and you'll find life is much easier.

Or you know, go online and rage about bitches friend-zoning you and see how that works out. 

1. It's good to practice self-love!

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2. How DARE this literal child not repay another literal with sexual favors!

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3. The only thing he tips is his fedora. 

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4. NO YOU'RE INSECURE!

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5. The irony is palpable.

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6. Sent from the most romantic place: the passenger seat of his mom's car!

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7. I AM NICE SO I AM OWED 100 WOMEN!

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8. Love it when men explain what women's intentions are, more of this please!

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9. TFW you know what's best for a total stranger. 

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10. Called the fuuuuuck out. 

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11. That escalated quickly, buddy. 

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12. MILK DADDY NOOOOO!

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