Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
14 Dudes Who Are Thirstier Than a Man Stranded in the Gobi Desert
February 27, 2018
These guys wouldn't make if five seconds in the desert with all this thirst they're lugging around.
Ironically, they do bare a resemblance to the cacti of these arid climates except they're hold no water and are ten times the prick.
It's not a great look, fellas, and you gotta know by now that these pervtastic tactics don't ever have a pay off. Unless, you count the times they worked in your mirage fantasy.
1. Now rub the lotion on the skin!
2. Extreme thirst is a symptom of his disease.
3. What a great way to cheer someone up.
5. Not creepy AT. ALL.
6. He sounds like a real winner.
7. Well, are you?! are you!!?
8. He still haunts women's DMs to this very day.
9. Not even if you sent the same message three more times.
10. I treat my women like a treat my clients: with a passionless exchange of money.
11. This reads like a poem.
12. UNCLE NO.
13. I was just ASSking a question!
14. Literally thirsty.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.