use the "Why dont you just buy a new one?" in every situation possible
Buy up every $1 coin of the most obscure President I can find, then bribe people obnoxiously. "Would a couple of Millard Fillmores change your mind?"
Upon meeting new people, I would take my glove off to show respect before I shook their hand, only to reveal yet another glove to shake their peasant hand with.
In the middle of bumper to bumper traffic, just get out of my car and walk away.
Design an underwater breathing apparatus for ostriches. Then, strap on a Scuba suit myself. Ride it into the water close to a private beach where no one can see. Migrate underwater to the busy part of the beach and come storming out of depths on my aqua ostrich. Run around for a while then go traunching back in the water
Take out a bundle of hundreds everytime I pay and complain about not having enough
I would pay actors to pretend to be civilians and follow me while I do mundane things. Upon encountering rude people, I would cause a scene with the help of my employees to really confuse/annoy them
Buy the most expensive sports car and drive 10 mph below the speed limit everywhere I go.
I would hire four ripped dudes to carry me around in a palanquin. I'm almost positive I wouldn't be breaking any laws. People on the subway may not be happy about it though.
Start an Instagram account that shows me living a joyous life that only the top 0.1% of the world could live. Write captions that declare money doesn't matter. Use hashtags like #liveauthentic and #eatpraylove.
I'd buy all the property surrounding my old neighbor and convert them into a trailer park
Tickets be damned, I would just park wherever I please.