In addition to owning us everyday in real life, brands have become emboldened, much like seagulls or pigeons, and have begun owning us on Twitter.
When we complain about their shitty ass products, we must now brace for them to call us dumb virgins and get RT'd 30k times. Here's some of the poor saps who got hit hardest.
if you're having a bad day today, just remember that you didn't get dragged by a fast food company on twitter pic.twitter.com/gUSuHwZLQR-- ƒrɑx (@Fraxtil) January 2, 2017
They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
And this makes you husband material? https://t.co/S7oBO1KknZ-- Helper (@helper) October 4, 2017
@HotPikachuSex What I wouldn't give to have not read your user name.-- SEGA (@SEGA) December 7, 2011
Your name is literally fart sandwich and you're trolling a cash register.-- Square (@Square) July 15, 2017
@penguins Strange. Our latest observations show no Penguin activity currently on ice in Pittsburgh. Where did they go?-- Discovery (@Discovery) May 14, 2015
@realDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself.-- Deadspin (@Deadspin) 17 January 2013
@JayFeliipe Are you really in a position to be turning girls away?-- Tesco Mobile (@tescomobile) October 16, 2013
looking forward to the 1,138th episode of Conan tonight https://t.co/VZ04fAshoo-- Netflix US (@netflix) March 9, 2018