Donald Trump, rumored to be the orange horseman of the U.S. political apocalypse, has enjoyed a meteoric rise to power and remains a serious contender for the U.S. Presidency. Trump is of indiscriminate age. Legend has it he maintains animation via a forgotten horcrux. Trump has a wife and several children, notably Donald Trump Jr. (sorry, Eric!). At the time of this writing his preferred method of procreation is still unknown as he refuses to show us his wiener, despite persistent demands on the part of College Humor. We strive to be an authority on all Trump, Donald and surreal-nightmare related content. If you maintain even a passing interest in the future of this American Republic, check back regularly for updates. God Save the Queen.