The only game that's also a controlled substance.
By Jenny Jaffe & Patrick Cassels
TITLE CARD: "BREAKING BAD (PRESS START)"
TITLE CARD: "CHOOSE YOUR SIDE!"
The character screen is divided into GOOD and EVIL. Both
sides are empty. PAN down to a "MORALLY AMBIGUOUS" section.
Every character is in it. The cursor selects WALT.
TITLE CARD: SEASON 1
INT. DOCTOR'S OFFICE
WALTER sits across from his DOCTOR.
DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's cancer, Walter.
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry. Here's my bill!
CLOSE UP on the Bill. It's similar to an RPG item shop. The
total for Walter's treatment is $80,000.
A small MONEY COUNTER in the corner depletes as it pays off
part of the bill. It runs out with a BUZZING NOISE.
TEXT BOX: You don't have enough money...
TEXT BOX: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? ASK FOR HELP/ACCEPT
The cursor selects COOK METH. DISSOLVE TO:
CLOSE UP on JESSE addressing the PLAYER. He's in front of
meth, bags of money. Jesse smiles and raises a finger.
JESSE: You want to Break Bad, huh? That's mighty surprising!
JESSE: Cooking meth can be dangerous. Let me explain...
The cursor SKIPS through Jesse's warnings ultra-fast.
JESSE: Wonderful! Now let's make some money!
TITLE CARD: SEASON 2
EXT. ALBUQUERQUE SLUMS
Walter walks through the street, followed by Jesse. He
approaches people on the street and hands them a bag of
meth, after which his MONEY goes up with a happy "ching!"
TUCO and group of THUGS approach:
TUCO: Hey man! Nobody sells in the ABQ but me!
BATTLE MUSIC STARTS.
Walter opens his INVENTORY: EQUIP ITEM > HAT
Walter puts the hat on. It's kind of anti-climactic.
TEXT BOX: YOU'VE UNLOCKED HEISENBERG!
TUCO: Look out! He's wearing a hat now!
Tuco and his thugs run away. TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.
EXT. WORLD MAP
A map shows Albuquerque and Mexico. The cursor selects
MEXICO and we ZOOM IN.
EXT. MEXICAN DESERT - DAY
HANK and his DEA agents are walking around. A TURTLE WITH A
HEAD ON IT enters.
HANK: A turtle with a head on it? What do you think this is,
GOMEZ: Don't ask me, I'm a tertiary character!
From the MENU, Hank opens his FIELD GUIDE and we zoom in.
It's a book listing different wildlife with little images of
each next to them: BADGER, PROBLEM DOG (with a picture of
Gale), TURTLE WITH A HEAD ON IT. The cursor selects TURTLE
WITH A HEAD ON IT.
FIELD GUIDE: THIS IS NOT A REAL ANIMAL. IT'S PROBABLY A DRUG
CARTEL BOMB. RUN.
HANK: This is gonna mess me up.
Hank runs away as the turtle EXPLODES.
INT. WALTER'S HOUSE
Walter enters. SKYLER walks up to him.
SKYLER: Where have you been?
TEXT BOX: INVENTORY > LIE
SKYLER: What's going on?
TEXT BOX: INVENTORY > LIE
A negative BUZZING NOISE.
TEXT BOX: YOU HAVE RUN OUT OF LIES.
SKYLER: I'm leaving you, Walter.
Walter's HEART METER goes down.
SKYLER: Also, you killed your friend's girlfriend and caused
two planes to collide.
Walter's HEART METER immediately drops to zero.
TEXT: YOU'VE REACHED A NEW LOW! ENTER INITIALS!
The cursor (quickly) enters "AMC."
TITLE CARD: SEASON 3
A racing mini-game. The RV rolls in.
TEXT BOX: YOU ARE BEING CHASED BY (beat) EVERYONE.
Numerous cops and drug dealers roll up behind in cars.
The RV pulls into a strip mall. SAUL enters.
TEXT BOX: YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT SAUL GOODMAN'S LAW FIRM.
OVER the RV: +10 IMMUNITY, -10 ETHICS
The cop cars and drug dealers drive away.
INT. POLLOS HERMANOS CHICKEN
Walter sits in a booth. GUS enters (followed by MIKE).
GUS: I want you to cook for me.
TEXT BOX: COOK FOR GUS? YES/NO
The cursor hovers over NO. MARCO and LEONEL enter.
TEXT BOX: TUCO'S AX-WIELDING COUSINS HAVE ENTERED.
The "No" option dissolves away. The cursor selects YES.
INT. GALE'S APARTMENT
TITLE CARD: BONUS GAME: GALE HUNT!
A fun mini game. GALE pops up from the bottom of the screen
as the player tries to shoot him with cross hairs. After a
few unsuccessful tries, the player hits him. Happy music!
TITLE CARD: SEASON 4
INT. GUS'S METH SUPERLAB
Walt and Jesse are in BATTLE with Gus and his SOLDIERS.
TEXT BOX: GUS USED "BOX CUTTER ATTACK."
Gus approaches Walt and Jesse with a box cutter, but does an
about face and slashes one of his OWN MEN.
TEXT BOX: ON HIS OWN MAN... HOLY SHIT.
TEXT BOX: JESSE ATTACKS GUS.
Jesse runs up to Gus and kicks him a little.
TEXT BOX: JESSE ATTACKS WALT, TOO.
Jesse runs to Walt and kicks him a little, too.
INVENTORY > BOMB > COMBINE > SALAMANCA
Walter holds a flashing SALAMANCA.
SALAMANCA: Ding! Ding! Ding! W
alter throws Salamanca like a bomb. They explode.
TEXT BOX: YOU WON! (beat) BUT AT WHAT COST?
TITLE SCREEN: BREAKING BAD 2: WALTER JR.'S QUEST!
CUT TO Walter Jr. sitting at the KITCHEN TABLE.
TEXT BOX: PRESS "B" TO EAT BREAKFAST.
Walt Jr. eats breakfast for an awkward amount of time.