The gang is exposed to some new fashion.
By Adam Conover
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM
The entire staff is gathered for an all-hands meeting. Most
of the writers aren't in the room.
Okay guys, I hate to bring this up,
but HR has been getting some
complaints from the other floors.
So while we're not going to have a
dress code, I do have to ask that
you all dress appropriately for
Adam enters, naked from the waist down, but wearing shoes.
Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
He sits down and crosses his legs.
What did I miss?
See, this is what I'm talking
about. Adam, what --
Oh, yeah. I'm Porky Piggin' it
(stating the obvious)
I read this article about it on
Lifehacker. It's supposed to be WAY
better for you.
Pfft. No more ludicrous than those
Reveal that Sam is wearing five-toed shoes.
Okay, first of all, hard-soled
shoes are the gulags of the feet,
and secondly --
EMILY enters. She's topless, wearing a skirt, huge high
heels and puffy white gloves.
Hey guys, how's it goin', just FYI
I'm Minnie Mousing this week, no
Oh my god, are you Porky Piggin'
it. I support that so hard, that is
such a positive thing to do.
Okay guys, for serious, you can't--
KEVIN enters wearing, wearing the collar of a shirt and
Hey guys. I'm Daffy Ducking.
Leave this room immediately.
(in his normal voice)
Marina is zipping up a jumpsuit and has goggles on her head.
Phew, that one's not so bad.
OWEN and MURPH pop in from the side. Murph is nude except
for an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and Owen has a fedora and a
leather jacket and nothing else.
OWEN AND MURPH
PAT appears in full formal evening wear, with a top hat,
jacket with tails, spats, and no pants.
Jiminy Crickit, at your service!
Dan somersaults through, naked except for a pair of red
shoes and bumping into people every which way.
Sonic the Hedgehog, coming through!
Okay, you know what? Screw HR! I
want in! I'm Marvin the Martianing!
He puts on a helmet and starts covering his face with black
Everyone stops and looks at Sam.
Whoa, dude. Whoa.
Sam looks up, his face half-blackened.
Marvin the Martian wears gloves.
He pulls on a pair of white cartoon gloves. Everyone cheers
and babbles in character as we: