The storm couldn't wipe our spirit, because we never had it in the first place.
By Patrick Cassels
INT/EXT. CAST'S VARIOUS HOMES
They cast is having shot from their own location if noted).
a video conference. Each character is WEBCAM in their home
(or another We CUT between each as they speak.
OK guys, the office is still closed
due to Hurricane Sandy, so for now
we'll be video conferencing our
meetings. I know it's not ideal but
hey, it'll be nice to just unwind
and work from home, amiright?
Everyone explodes in laughter.
Alright, let's get down to tass
brax here. Obama won those crucial
swing states, HOW DO WE COVER THIS?
Uh, sorry, Pat? I'm not comfortable
talking with Dan about this.
Because he's a Republican?
No, because I think he's taking a
bath right now.
REVEAL DAN, clearly in a bathtub: shower cap, bare
shoulders, suds up to his chest.
Guys, these are business suds.
Are those scented candles?
SLIGHT PAN of Dan's webcam reveals some LIT CANDLES.
Fine, I'm having a soak! It's what
I do at home. Besides, I'm not the
only one multitasking: Owen's
(now wearing a headset)
I'm not playing Xbox!
(raises controller into frame
and mashes buttons)
Hey! I'm dominating it! GET SOME!
Owen, you're supposed to be
participating in this meeting!
I am. Who do you think I'm playing?
CUT TO MUPRH, also with a headset and controller. He mashes
Quit your talking, bitch! Time to
nut up and play!
Come on, guys! We can't let the
fact that we're working at home
CUT TO STREETER at the "Barfice."
Pat's right, we need to focus!
Thank you, Streeter.
Anyway I had a great angle for-
TRAPP, SUZE and CALDWELL gather around Street, followed by a
SMALL CROWD. Caldwell hands Street a "boot" of beer.
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Aw, shit! THE CHUGGERNAUT RETURNS!
Streeter starts "chugging" the "beer."
Ugh. Kelly, do you have anything to
Certainly. A few updates on
Post-Production: Our servers are
almost at optimal functionality...
As Kelly improvises dry business mumbo-jumbo, DAN KLEIN, in
a pair of BRIEFS, walks by in the B.G. and opens the fridge.
Hey Kel, we're out of Pepsi.
Kelly ignores him, keeps talking business.
Kel? Kel? Kel?
(a burst of anger)
THEN GO BUY MORE, DAN!
Emily, do you have anything to
EMILY'S GREAT AUNT (Emily wearing old lady glasses and a
shawl) is sitting in front of Emily's webcam.
EMILY'S GREAT AUNT
What? Huh? Oh, no, this is Emily's
Maw Maw. She's staying with me for
the weekend. Do any of you know how
to open solitaire?
There's a "BOOP" SFX on her computer.
EMILY'S GREAT AUNT
Oh dear, I just downloaded a virus.
Hey, can you all keep it down?
(still mashing buttons)
Marina, I didn't know you were in
I'm not, I'm just recording a new
haul video to my YouTube channel.
Marina lifts up an UGLY SWEATER.
Only $300, y'all!
Rate and subscribe!
First of all you got ripped off,
Marina! Second of all, if we keep
letting ourselves get distracted
we're not going to have an office
to come back-
Some NEW AGE MUSIC plays.
Wait, where is that music coming
Dan, eyes closed, listens to a small RADIO next to the tub.
It's Enya's greatest hits.
Street finishes his boot. He's CLEARLY DRUNK.
Enya, that shit's gayyyyyyyyy- oh
lord I'm gonna upchuck...
Street bends out of frame. VOMIT SFX. Suze, Caldwell and
Trapp look down at him and cheer.
Woo!/Way to go, Street!/He's dead!