Vegas, Anyone?

    You have 2 days - 2 DAYS! - left to strap on a fake mustache and aviator shades, cause some mayhem (like Michael Cera's evil persona Francois in Youth In Revolt), film it and send it to us. Do that and you could win...

    - Two roundtrip tickets to Vegas
    - A night at the Paris hotel
    - $250 cash!

    Oh, and did we mention the winning video may be featured on the Youth in Revolt DVD? Keep your entry to 20 seconds or less and enter by January 7th!

    I know you're sitting there thinking, 'I'll never win this contest.' And normally it would be pretty hard, but it's Christmas time, people aren't at school and your odds here are looking mighty good. That's all I'll say...

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    Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com!


    I used to work customer service at a Winner's store. Lots of returns came in of various degrees, and one was from a little Italian man, 60'ish, and his English wasn't the best. He had a pile of underwear in a bag and was wanting to return them because "they no work for me". The policy was was no returns on undergarments, but he was adamant that the underwear "did not work". I couldn't understand what he was trying to tell me, so he took a pair of underwear and put them on over his clothes and put his finger through the opening in the front and said "They no work, I too big". With a line up of people witnessing his "big finger" poking out I returned the underwear - all of which were used with skid marks in them.
    -Amanda

    I work at a public library and we have had our share of strange patrons come in, usually the homeless. On one particular day a man came in and sat in the magazine section . . . naked. Needless to say we called security. When asked about why he came in without clothes the man said and I quote "God told me to do it."
    -Max, Harper College

    One night at the movie theater I used to work at, there was an old man still sitting in the handicap section after everyone had left. Apparently, he had pissed himself about 10 minutes into the movie and his caretaker didn't want to miss the movie, so allowed him to sit in his own urine for about an hour and a half. Of course, I was picked to clean it up and all I got was some water and very thin paper towels. Gloves are only for people who work with food...
    -Anonymous

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    It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!


    When I was in basic training we had a kid who never showered and rarely did laundry living in our 8 man bay his wall locker stunk so bad that the 1st sergeant almost gave him an article 15 over the smell during locker inspections. One day me and 6 of my battle buddies put on our chemical suits, gloves, boots and gas masks (MOP gear) and dragged him into the shower and scrubbed him down with toilet bowl brushes, he cried the whole time

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    My roommate told me one day he had a gambling problem. I was wondering why he was telling me this when he opened the doors of the TV cabinet to find my 3,000 dollar 64 inch flatscreen gone. That f*ckhead gave it to a guy he owed 200 bucks! So I decided to con him out of his money with a 3 card monte trick. I got him hooked in after an accomplice of mine won money off of me, you know, on purpose. I ended up getting about 4,400 off of him!
    Anonymous, University of Central Florida

    Dearest Roomie, thank you ever so much for putting up pictures comparing me to a pig in our dorm hallways to "motivate me to lose weight." Your thoughtfulness inspired me to tell your boyfriend about all of the drunken hook ups you had while he was out working night shifts so you could two live together next year. I only did it to motivate you to be a better girlfriend and not a drunk whore. Oh, and it looks like your boyfriend doesn't mind bigger girls, seeing as we had sex in your bed for a week before he dumped your ass. Can't wait to room with you again next term!
    Amanda H, Carleton U

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