Previous decades just don't understand.
Teach her to play, she'll teach you to love.
A letter is worth 1,000 words.
Get ready for a whole new year of insecurities.
"Cool. But finish building my house."
Rougher than 7 minutes in heaven.
World War 3 is going to be so badass.
Featuring Steve's favorite game, Robotron.
End facial-recognition discrimination NOW!
Jon learns how to maintain his facial hair.
Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? Do they use words like "MyFace,""SpaceBook,"or "The World Wide Web?"
If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!
I left my Twitter page open while I played Call of Duty and my dad came in and asked if he could look something up because the family computer is slow. I let him do it without supervision and when I returned to Twitter, I saw that my dad had responded to one of Katy Perry's TwitPics with,"Ohio lottery."
Jordan Valentine, Kent State
My grandma just told me to go get the mushrooms out of her Y2K closet.
Alexander Kuhn, U. of Akron
I had to explain to my mom that the entry for EZ Pass on Wikipedia is NOT the same thing as the EZ Pass web site.
Amy Kulow
My parents still watch Survivor.
Ryan J., Wichita State
Today, my mom said, "I 3 heart you."
Nick B.
"On a tight budget? Do not fear! Buy a complete piece of crap. Like, say ... a plastic cup. BUT -- now here's the trick -- slap some sort of NASCAR sticker on it. Lookie there! You ain't got yourself crap no more! You got yourself a guldarn collectible!"
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| Year | Freshman |
| School | College of Charleston |
The problem with being an enormously popular character is that you'll occasionally have your name dragged through the mud. Remember those t-shirts with Bugs Bunny wearing backwards pants? Awful, but not nearly as bad as anything that's happened to Santa.
Since the character's not actually owned by anyone, Santa can be used for whatever sick purpose we see fit. That's why he's always pitching products, being turned into anime characters, and having his head cut off by superheroes.*
*Specifically, alien bounty hunters.
Guy Gets Facebook Revenge on Sister
When you get right down to it, a shower is just water and some tubes
Easily the most offensive out of all the offensive weather sites
Snooki's Attacker Gets KO'ed
Classic Hotlink: Why is this so awesome because it sounds real, but real life barber shops are so lame? (Use headphones)
She's got us nerds wrapped around her finger
The Internet is a great place to meet chicks
I think there's a song about this. Something about small yellow bikinis?
Uh. What?
It's gonna be a good year. For athletes. Us? Not so much.
Good thing these guys have day jobs. I'm assuming they're all musicians, yes?
You know your film is terrible when a negative review is almost as long as the actual movie
The 6 Most Horrific Ways Pop Culture Has Misused Santa Claus
More people play chess on rollercoasters than you might expect
No fair! He's using a crutch
People need to be more upfront with wiseass cats
If you stare at this long enough, she starts dancing
I've got the name, now all I need is a blowout and zero self respect.
What if a really awesome music video comes out this week? Then this was all for nothing! ALL FOR NOTHING!
Classic Hotlink: It takes a lot more than you'd expect to get banned from a My Little Pony forum.
Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.
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