Don't make him nerdy. You wouldn't like him when he's nerdy.
It's about time a family comedy stretched the limits of our conception of the universe.
Now I don't know WHO to respect!
Finally, musicians that talk about the issues, whatever they are for that day.
He's only angry because they didn't use a coaster.
"What numbers come next? Find out after the break."
The best of Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black.
| Year | Junior |
| School | Western Michigan |
A demonstration of the new Max Launch Abort System, which could someday replace NASA's current spaceship launch abort system. What I didn't know, was that a spaceship launch could go wrong, and people could survive at all.
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Anonymous Roomie, Nebraska
Hey 3rd floor of 204, remember how you guys at the end of the hall were complaining that someone sh*t in the hallway and the smell wouldn't go away? That wasn't sh*t that was a military grade stink bomb that I smeared on your door handle. Next time you run down the hall way banging on my door at 4 a.m. screaming the night before my Calculus final I'll make sure to shove that stuff down your throat.
Matt D, CSUMB
They're filled with vengeance... and candy. Sweet, sweet candy....
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| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Los Angeles Valley |
Can you imagine what you could do with two girls at the same time? It'd be insane. You could play Mario Kart and have room for one more friend to join. You could play Twister and have one person be the spinner. You could build a two-level human pyramid. The possibilites are limitless!
And by the way, they're incredibly hot twins. You know what that mean. TWO BIRTHDAYS AT THE SAME TIME!
I'd pay double for an invoice like that
You'd be a sucker to buy an erection from anyone else
God assembled the universe in 6 days. It would have been shorter but there were pieces missing
No one knows. It's an enigma
Game: Find the key. It's always in the last place you look, go figure!
That does sort of look like Michael Jackson. But you know what it looks more like? A regular tree
So hot they gave her two first names
It's a new look combined with her familiar hotness!
What is love? Oh, it's a feeling. Right. Right.
Now that's what I call a sticky situation! Amirite or amirite?
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Whoever wastes the most time on this site wins
Say what you will about Stormtroopers being the mindless soldiers of an oppressive government, at least they know how to have a good time
Might be the first legitimate response on Yahoo Answers
Gameboy doesn't keep you from playing basketball, basketball keeps you from playing Gameboy
Joana and Marta Krupa Make a Compelling Argument for Human Cloning
I didn't want to be the person to say something, but that is not an appropriate place to be wearing lingerie
This is the closest many World of Warcraft players will ever come to seeing a naked girl
Poppycock. These all sound great
Hermione is all grown up
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