"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."
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John Mayer's Hologram
Unable to tour due to throat problems, John gets a digital replacement just like Tupac's. Only not.
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Teenage Polar Bear Cam
Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.
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Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
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Jake and Amir: Table Read
Don't put words in my mouth.
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25 Things You Hate Yourself for Saying
Okey dokey!
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Chris Brown Siri Ad
I wonder if he beat Doodle Jump yet.
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The Worst Triquel Movies of All Time
How come so many movie series can make two great movies, but not three? Vote on the worst movie triquel now.
"Thank you so much for offering a second helping but I'm saving myself for dessert. A few more bites and I'd be much too bloated to have sex with the chocolate cake."