This summer, fear controls you.
If you're going to wax poetic...
The Lego Men have it!
This guy really blows at avenging.
And one forklift operators career.
The language of love (English) is not...
Facebook: SPAM from your friends.
Now we have to find something else to call them.
video
His best sketches and stand up.
| Year | Freshman |
| School | Gonzaga University |
So what if she sets off a shower of sparks every time she touches a wire? Look at her! A body like that more than makes up for the fact that she'd burn your house down with her reckless home wiring.
Can you imagine? A girl like that showing up to your house when all you're expecting is a regular ol' electrician who knows what he/she is doing. A beautiful model wearing jorts and a hard hat!
Awesome.
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My girlfriend hated Transformers 2 because there was "too much" robot fighting.
-Anonymous
My GF of six years dumped me the week of finals, seven days before I graduated college. She said she, "wanted time to be single and trust her own decision making." Six months later, she was engaged, pregnant and enlisted in the army.
-Rich
This August while sleeping on an air mattress on vacation, my girlfriend pissed herself, and because I'm heavier than her, it all came down and pooled around me. I woke up shivering, soaked in my girlfriend's piss.
-Drew, Wayne State
These cats are geniuses!
Nice to know that someone else does this everytime they're in the bathroom.
Ever find yourself daying "I wish their was a blog like fail blog for optimists"?
Late Halloween Hotties
He's not wrong
You've Shot Yourself. Now What? An Athlete's Guide
It's a shame that hot girls have to grow old. I bet you topless underwater lady doesn't look nearly as good at 60.
I would have enjoyed this when I was five. I enjoy it now, too
You know your fans are in it for the music when you're performing in lingerie.
I wouldn't be pissed if Ben and Jerry's made Cherry Garcia bagels
It says something when you're the hottest of a group of 20-something girls who spend their free time doing handsprings. Mostly, it says that you're really hot.
Just think, before Google Maps only people in airplanes could appreciate a prank like this
Give the guy a break. It's not like he reads teleprompters for a living.
Their advice starts well, but they get de-railed about halfway. Must have been distracted by the porn.
They're out of our league, but not as out of our league as supermodels. HENCE, "girls next door."
In a perfect world, we'd all be wearing bread shoes
Maya is a Sexy Electrician
If only I had this page during elementary school english. And middle school English. And college English
If these are the outtakes, I'd love to see the intakes. Oh, they published those? Right. Gotcha.
This actually makes motorcycle gangs sound lame
Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.
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It's time to pull out those old electronics and destroy them. That's right, destroy them, and make sure you take video. If your destruction is the most creatively epic, you could win the same or...
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