Things look a little different when you're a poor college student/post-grad...

    Whether they're having lightsaber fights, riding roller coasters, or getting hit by a barrage of ice cream, one thing is for sure, hot girls are hot.

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    YearFreshman
    SchoolUniversity of Nebraska-Lincoln
    Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?
    My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You guys play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. I'm kidding, I wouldn't name them after Brian Fantana's testes.
    Worst/best Truth or Dare?
    I think daring any straight guy to kiss another straight guy is always funny. They never say yes. But there's always a chance, and I am still holding out hope for two of my guy friends to make that drunken decision. My camera phone will be ready.

    For me, dating in college is a lot like grabbing an apple in a dining hall: by the time I work up the confidence to go to the kitchen, the best apples are already taken by other people, the remaining ones seem fine on the surface but turn out to be mushy or weird, and, worst of all, no apples want to date me. It's becoming increasingly clear that I should have capitalized on the pinnacle of my romantic life when I had the chance: in third grade. It's ironic that my third grade self encountered significantly more female interest that my current self, and not because tetherball accounted for the height of his athleticism, but mostly because of his complete lack of interest in females. Why is it that the only time girls had crushes on me was when I wasn't interested in girls? What the hell was Third Grade Ethan thinking? 

    I wish I could talk some sense into that punk.

    ETHAN: Hey, you!

    THIRD GRADE ETHAN: If you want to play tetherball, you need to get in line.

    ETHAN: I don't want to play tetherball. I want to tell you an important message. From the future.

    Pause

    ETHAN: I'm you from the future.

    THIRD GRADE ETHAN: Aw, awesome! Like in Back to the Future! It's my favorite movie.

    ETHAN: (gets sidetracked) I know. It's so good.

    THIRD GRADE ETHAN: I love the scene in the second one with the Hoverboards.

    ETHAN: It's the best one of the series! And remember how Marty jumps into the water at exactly the right moment-

    THIRD GRADE ETHAN: And Griff swings right into the building!

    ETHAN: Classic!

    They laugh together. They have the same laugh, except Third Grade Ethan's is significantly higher pitched.

    THIRD GRADE ETHAN: So what did you want to tell me?

    Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

    My boyfriend corrected me when I sang the wrong lyrics to Taylor Swift's "You Belong to Me" in the car.
    -Nicole, UNCW

    I'm not a hairy guy, and as my relationship with my girlfriend progressed I started slacking a bit on my trimming duties. While selfishly insisting that she keep to her strict (and quite painful, she insisted on reminding me) grooming regimen, I slowly adopted a more natural look. About six months in, we had a... falling out. Though it only lasted about three weeks, there was some debate as to whether or not it had formally constituted a "break" in our relationship (I'd asserted that it had). As we continued on with our make-up romp, and she started inching south, I experienced a sudden moment of anticipatory terror. Though her body language changed completely and permanently in the seconds that followed (I will never forget the look she gave me), my pristine new cock-and-balls package went over without comment. At the time I was surprised and even grateful for her silence, though now I understand. As I'm sure she gathered, her knowledge of my intention -- to "re-gift" myself -- over our brief split, is far more difficult for me to come to terms with if kept tacit.
    -Nick, Monterey, CA

    I had dated a girl for a little over a month and we got invited to one of her friend's Halloween party. We got there at different times and she had been there for 30 minutes before she even talked to me. She then avoided me the rest of the night. Two days later she told me through text that no matter what anyone said she had not "hooked up" with some guy that night and kept asking if I was going to break up with her. I told her no. Later that night she broke up with me because, "God didn't want her in a relationship," the same excuse she had used on her ex before me. Later the guy told one of my friends he had screwed her and had been the entire time we were dating...
    -Anonymous

    Jake's Favorite Shirts
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    Admittedly, I'm pretty biased here. But I do genuinely love the artwork on this one. It was done by my boy, Taco (AKA Will Schneider). Oh Sheesh Y'all is still one of my favorite Jake and Amir quotes, so this will probs be my favorite shirt until we make a For The Wolf one.

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    I love that they let me make a Lord of the Rings shirt. It's not a secret that I'm a massive LOTR fan. I'm also a huge fan of when you get an onion ring in your fries- so this shirt is a wonderful marriage between two of my favorite things. My next step is to get them to make a shirt with just a straight up picture of Aragorn. No puns on it or anything.

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    I always think Mom's new boyfriend jokes are funny, and this t-shirt is no exception. Originally, I wanted the shirt to be even more specific. I pitched: World's Greatest Your Mom's New Boyfriend, Craig. Still, even without my specificity, I think the shirt is pretty solid. I also love how simple the design is. Your mom's new boyfriend WOULD wear something like that.

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