In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Kanye West has had a big week. First, his wife Kim Kardashian gives birth to baby Kaidence Donda West, then his much anticipated album Yeezus finally hits stores. But even after all the success and respect he's earned, people still get his name wrong, a phenomenon he described years ago in "Diamonds From Sierra Leone": "I'm Kanye, but some of my plaques, they still say 'Kayne.'" But you know, sometimes it's plaques, and sometimes it's grade-A Twidiots. Yeezus save us.

Holding your group photo on a dock is just asking for trouble. Did you remember to get tuxedo insurance?

"I'm 5'5" but I can six nine"

- Lil Wayne, "Pop That" [4:35]

Anyone with a willing participant can 69, he might as well talk about being a short guy on a tandem bicycle.