Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. Next time he won't forget to take his shoes off amateur.
Our All-Nighter Live Stream in GIFs
In case you're missing ONE SECOND of our live stream, worry not we've got a guy making GIFs of it on the SPOT. So far covered: our freestyle rap battle, our animal expert, gross cocktail trivia, and Hello My Name Is. Thanks, Anthony!

Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Jeff Rosie's Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.
Sure this is a little sentimental, but I don't care, I like it. Plus it'll totally help me roundup more InterWeb tweens who like sappy stuff. Check out my Twitter page that I never update here kidz!
Not-So-Fun Fact: In second grade, during an indoor recess brought on by rain, I was playing tag with my shoelaces untied (a short-lived fad in my elementary school), when one of my unnamed "friends" [cough] Sam Haller [cough] stepped on my shoe-laces while chasing me in a heated game of tag. I chipped my front tooth pretty badly, and since then my other front tooth has suffered nerve damage and died. Thanks, Sam!
P.S. Veneers cost $3,000 pal!
Infinite Gifs to Zone Out To
Oh hey there. You're still up? I bet you have tons you should be doing right now, huh? You should take a look at these gifs if only for a minute. They'll be super quick. They're over in just a second we promise! You'll be back to your work in no time.
View the Gallery ▶How to Draw a Picture-Perfect Horse in 7 Easy Steps
Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner's Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.
Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.
You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet's single greatest achievement to date.
pixel credit goes to Paul Robertson music is by Auricom
We Promised To Write Two Awesome Term Papers For Our Readers In One Hour. Here They Are.
@collegehumor @danhopp @will_stephen In your opinion what 3 events most led to escalation during the Cold War?
Joshua Sackheim (@JoshuaSackheim) May 24, 2013
Here you go, Josh:
Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Nathan Yaffe's Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.
Bring In The Cats
Something about having to wait for cats to "load" makes the moment that they inevitably flood your screen to the sound of a deranged man repeatedly yelling "YES!" even more satisfying.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a f*cking mess.
But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?
- Movie Night with the Ladies.
- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.
- Forget friends, find food!
Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Falcon's Choice
We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.
One of my favorite internet things is the Get the cake (or You, Delicious Cake) meme. Despite it being really old you don't need the backstory to appreciate the cleverness inside. It reminds me of an open-ended college application essay, one where you're desperately trying to stand out from the pack and think outside the box.
Here's the premise:
You have to somehow get that cake. Delicious cake.
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