Your night out anthem becomes your morning after anthem.
No pain. No gain. No problem.
Watch this enough times, you might just get in shape.
Roderick discovers pants in the future.
Don't let him fool you. Pure evil.
We'll settle once and for all who is better, a man or a baby.
Do you need shots of ordinary people doing things?
Like pogs!
To fool such an elite enemy, one must utilize all his sound effects.
Jon learns that a photo of his grandma isn't art.
For their latest mission, Improv Everywhere's Agent Lathan pretended to get lost during a Knicks game. Throughout the second half he kept appearing further and further away from his assigned seat with a confused look on his face. Knicks fans went crazy trying to help him find his way back.
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| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Western Wyoming |
You played the original Zombie Hooker Nightmare (or didn't, WHATEVER), now get in the holiday spirit with the super special Christmas version! Join Lola, the last hooker on Earth, as she battles zombies and spreads Christmas cheer.
Come to think of it, aren't we all zombies around the holidays? Mindless consumers, longing to spend, spend, spend. But for what? Are more "brains" going to make us any less hungry? It's a trap, people.
A TRAP!
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
One of my roommates is pretty much an all-around douchebag. He eats my food, whines whenever I make any noise past 10PM, never cleans up his huge mess, leaves out dishes until mold grows on them, that kind of stuff. Eventually, I got fed up with it. In one of my classes, I had to create a web client (like Outlook) that, among other things, allows me to set the sender email. So I sent him an email from the university's administration telling him that his professor had turned him in for cheating on his exam and that he was under investigation for removal from the university. Needless to say, he is absolutely freaking out right now. He'll eventually figure out that the email was bogus, but sitting in the other room listening to him freak out is just fantastic.
Richard H, Clemson
Yeah you know when you brought in that kitten into the apartment knowing I'm allergic to cats. I tried to be nice and warn you that the cat needs to go. But because you were "too monetarily invested" in him. I decided to be nice and shave him. Hey, I pay rent to be there he doesn't. At least you got to keep the cat and I got to remain relatively allergy free. My bad. I didn't know you liked his fur.
M.A., School Not Given
He made some solid points. Also, Clerks.
View this hotlink, James.
Adult Swim Games: Zombie Hooker Nightmare Christmas
There are crazy people on the Internet? You learn something new every day.
Why can't we just slow down and enjoy our time with forgotten high school friends and various other townies?
"Today I dressed up as a hooker because prostitution is legal here and I haven't had sex in two years. I was punched by a real hooker for 'being too classy'."
Idiots blowing up a pumpkin...GONE WRONG!
Tiger's Wife Uses Axe to Bravely Remove Mosquito from His Penis
Man, I've been doing it wrong all these years...
Classic Hotlink: Oh. I get it
I guess Kanye didn't much care for Twilight.
Now you don't have to see New Moon. The whole movie has been summed up in one tweet.
Agents of Cracked: The Mystery of the Ladies' Room
In the spirit of this link, I'll write an unrelated caption! Ugh, too late.
This should be communitycollegehumor.com. AM I RIGHT!?
Customers just don't understand
I don't get it. All the coloring is in the lines.
High Sites: Man in the Dark
Set Hotness to Warp Speed!
Sick burn, Amazon. Sick burn.
Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.
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