Rosie fell asleep midway through the All-Nighter, so we were obligated to teach him a lesson on following through with your responsibilities. Next time he won't forget to take his shoes off – amateur.

In case you're missing ONE SECOND of our live stream, worry not — we've got a guy making GIFs of it on the SPOT. So far covered: our freestyle rap battle, our animal expert, gross cocktail trivia, and Hello My Name Is. Thanks, Anthony!

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Sure this is a little sentimental, but I don't care, I like it. Plus it'll totally help me roundup more InterWeb tweens who like sappy stuff. Check out my Twitter page that I never update here kidz!

Not-So-Fun Fact: In second grade, during an indoor recess brought on by rain, I was playing tag with my shoelaces untied (a short-lived fad in my elementary school), when one of my unnamed "friends" [cough] Sam Haller [cough] stepped on my shoe-laces while chasing me in a heated game of tag. I chipped my front tooth pretty badly, and since then my other front tooth has suffered nerve damage and died. Thanks, Sam!

P.S. Veneers cost $3,000 pal!

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.

You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet's single greatest achievement to date.

pixel credit goes to Paul Robertson music is by Auricom

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Bring In The Cats

Something about having to wait for cats to "load" makes the moment that they inevitably flood your screen to the sound of a deranged man repeatedly yelling "YES!" even more satisfying.

It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a f*cking mess.

But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?

- Movie Night with the Ladies.

- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.

- Forget friends, find food!

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

One of my favorite internet things is the Get the cake (or You, Delicious Cake) meme. Despite it being really old you don't need the backstory to appreciate the cleverness inside. It reminds me of an open-ended college application essay, one where you're desperately trying to stand out from the pack and think outside the box.

Here's the premise: