Amir's first performance as a man.
This duel stinks.
Play it too fast, you'll get a headache.
They're starting to see a pattern.
If dogs are a man's best friend then...
Mike Rowe is the best.
Why spend $10,000 down to have the crap scared out of you?
A round applause.
Okay fine: skiing IS a sport, we guess.

Hardass Dad
If you think straight A's, varsity athletics, and charity work are going to impress this Dad, you better shut the f*@# up and not speak unless spoken to. Party tonight? Sure, but get your ass home by 2100 or you're shining each pair of his combat boots twice. Conversations with Hardass Dad are almost always 80% threat, 15% pep talk, and 5% bulging forehead vein. No matter what you're talking about, he'll find a way to make you revert back to a sputtering 13 year-old. Also, if you were thinking about inviting a few friends over on Saturday, don't. He thinks that Josh punk is bad news and don't even get him started on Chris, that long-haired, pansy, pinko.

Business Dad
You can track Business Dad's mood based on the ups and downs of the stock market--and he's been pretty pissy for the last two years. You'll always cherish those times when it was just you and him (and his two blackberries, Palm Pilot, iPhone, and pager). You haven't seen him at dinner since you were three, but remember all those times he ALMOST made it to your [insert significant life event]? The bright side is that Business Dad has a pretty low embarrassing factor…well, until he gets arrested for embezzling millions. But hey, that sure was a nice Range Rover you got for your Sweet Sixteen (before it was repossessed in the middle of your first date, of course).
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| Year | Freshman |
| School | University of South Carolina Aiken |
Jimmy reveals the inner-workings of his secret "Handsome Men's Club." But all is not well in Handsomeville. Facing jealousy, dissent, and a lack of faith in his handsome leadership, Jimmy must do his best to maintain handsome peace.
Handsome style.
Earlier this year, many Toyota owners discovered a minor glitch with their automobiles: turns out the cars regarded driver input as secondary to their love of accelerating and the delicious sound of human screams. No big deal, unless you own a Toyota, or know a Toyota owner, or live on the ground floor of your home where the Toyotas can get to you.
Now Toyota's marketing department is struggling to put a positive spin on the incident. Here are five ads from their latest campaigns:


Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

-Anonymous
While helping my girlfriend get prepared for her summer semester abroad, I convinced her that she will need to get a new watch because Europe is on "metric time". I said they have 100 hours instead of 24 hours in a day. She says, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that". Good luck finding your new watch!
-Dan, ND State
So me and my (ex) girlfriend went to Texas (my old home town) to stay for about 3-4 days. And onmy step fathers land he had a single wide trailer for us to use while he stayed in his newly built house. Well one morning after waking up me and my GF decide to start at it again. In the middle of sex she asks me to moan for her. I don’t really do that, but I didn’t care so I did so and probably sounded like a girl doing it because I was faking it. So we get done and I start heading to the shower and outside in the living room (near bedroom door) is my step dad on the couch just laughing saying "well son it sounds like you had fun". Now he probably thinks I sound like a girl having sex.
-E-Brake, Army (deployed currently)
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Mario: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding.
Mario: I'm trying to win a race.
Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?
Mario: Well when you put it like that...
Cop: And littering. That banana peel you threw back there caused an accident.
Mario: Yeah, about the banana. Wario was all up in my sh*t so I had to send him packing.
Cop: I'll also have to write you up for endangering a child.
Mario: Oh, because I've got Baby Luigi with me? He's fine. Not a bad racer himself.
Cop: You...you let the baby drive for you?
Mario: It's not a big deal. If he careens off a cliff, that flying turtle guy will pull us out with his fishing pole.
Cop: ...Did you take any drugs before you started driving today, sir?
Mario: No, but I picked up some mushrooms while I was driving today.
Cop: Sir, step out of the car.
Mario: Listen, officer. Maybe we can work something out. How about a hundred gold coins?
Jimmy Kimmel's Handsome Men's Club
"The Dude" is the truest of the true neutrals
My personal favorite is "Rainbow: First Blood."
You shall not pass...OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!
So...so is that a gutterball?
Megan Fox, bikinis, and YOU!
There are so many ways to use a hoodie. You can even wear it!
Unfortunately, there will be no "wait to be murderered" command
One of the best beard Twitter pages you'll see all day
Casting Review 3 on Final Fantasy XIII...
South Park's First Ever Deleted Scene
You never know what they're carrying in those things
After that high five, you have no choice but to hug it out
Supermodels in bikinis: Check. Supermodels in bikinis doing handstands: CHECK.
That's so Internet
Some things are worth crying for. Sports, for example.
Mics have really opened up the video game freakout market
He's got sweet rhymes. FOR A TOTAL DWEEB.
A few years late, but that's one hell of a web address
Because 2D online puzzles are for suckers