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It's prom season, which means it's time for some of you to swallow your pride, get down on one knee and buy some person pizzas until he/she agrees to be your date. Of course, this may not be your exact method, but whatever it is, we hope you didn't go stag because THAT would be embarrassing.
1. Write a song
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Only instead of studying or writing papers, we'll be staying up all night filming videos, drawing penises on each other, filming videos of people with penises drawn on them, drawing penises on the people who filmed the videos of the people with the penises drawn on them, YOU NAME IT!
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Stoner walks into his buddy's off-campus apartment
Just took one of the top ten most epic naps of my life, dude. Spark one up let the 420 festivities officially begin.
He makes a gong noise.
Jesus, Danny, where have you been?!
Uhh, aforementioned epic nap, homie. Honestly, now that I've given it a little more thought, it could be a formidable contender against the Independence Day Nap of '09. Remember that one, Jacky Boy?
Danny, no one's seen you in weeks!
He eats loose peanut butter out of his pocket
We called in a missing persons report. Student volunteers searched the woods for days. We held a funeral, man!
Alright, stop messin' with me, dude. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but it's still 4:45 on 420, let's just blaze the f*ck out.
He makes another gong noise
It's May 17th!