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Pop Culture QuickNotes: November 20

by Sarah Schneider 2 days ago

Well guys, like that Michael Jackson movie says, this is it. The last Pop Culture QuickNotes ever. *a single tear in the shape of Lindsay Lohan falls*

Let's dig in!

Johnny Depp was named the Sexiest Man Alive this week by People magazine. See Johnny? That's better than any dumb Oscar. (IDLYITW)

While in London this week, Beyonce booked two hotel rooms - one for herself, and one for her luggage. Unfortunately, the luggage got two twin beds instead of a queen and hoo boy, you should have seen the luggage. It was livid. The luggage will never stay in that hotel again, no sir. (Celebslam)

Martha Stewart started shit with Rachel Ray this week, saying that she 'cannot bake' and is 'more of an entertainer.' Oh snap! I can't wait to see what polite insults Rachel Ray has up her sleeves! (Which, for the record, Martha thinks are 'a bit flashy.') (Celebslam)

Megan Fox did a photoshoot for the New York Times (I know, what?) this week, and surprise surprise, she's super flexible. She also loves steak, Matchbox cars, video games and doing butt stuff. (Popoholic)

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12 Amazing Videogame Achievements

If there were an Olympics for videogames, it would look like this.

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Alexandra

Year	Senior
School	University of North Carolina Chapel Hill

Straight up, what's the scariest color?: Hmm... I can't decide between the obvious "blood red" or the genuinely creepy "toxic green." Because blood red is a little sexy...
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?: Absolutely not. A few people have attempted to arrange meetings through facebook but I was a little creeped out. Ok, very creeped out.

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Spike's 2009 Video Game Awards

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Spike's VGAs go live in just a few short weeks. And if you want to make sure your favorite game ends up in the winner's circle, I'd suggest getting your votes in now. That means you, Craig.

Who will receive the ultimate honor of being crowned, "Game of the Year." Will it be Super Mario 3? Bubble Bobble? Or perhaps Dig Dug?

Maybe it'll even be a game that came out within the last decade. Who knows!

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3 Easy Ways to Slim Down in College

by Streeter Seidell 3 days ago

Just because you're big, doesn't mean you have to stay that way. Just follow these three easy steps and you'll be trim as a Freshman in no time!

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Dating, It's Complicated

Issue #27

by Jason Michaels 3 days ago

Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me at dating.itscomplicated[at]gmail.com!

My ex-girlfriend and I had been dating for about 2 years. While we were dating one of her ex-boyfriends sent her a couple of emails that we would read together and laugh. One of them was him professing his love for her and had a link to the song by Hoobastank, "The Reason." If you have ever heard the song you know how ridiculous it is. We laughed for about an hour. Six months later we break up and they start dating. They are now married. Hoobastank...really??
-Zac, Ohio University

One day after going to the gym I went to my friend's house and a girl suggested to me via text that she give me a ride home. I never had time to shower. Before she dropped me off, we were making out in her car and she started licking my neck. When she came back up to my mouth, all I could taste was the salt from my sweat. She hasn't talked to me since.
-Stuart, UT

My girlfriend and I were watching a college basketball game a few weeks ago. The announcer says "there are 2 minutes left in the first half." My girlfriend turns to me and asks "How many halves are there in a college basketball game?" She is no longer my girlfriend.
-James, PA

The summer before sophomore year of high school I had a boyfriend who I hadn't really done anything with. When it came time for us to kiss, he leaned in and literally sucked the skin around my mouth and stuck his tongue down my throat for minutes on end. Again and again. I went home at 7:30 because I "don't want to wake my parents up".
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Issue One Hundred and Thirty Two

by 105%-O-Matic 3 days ago

No flash caligraphy.

Traffic Ticket

I got a traffic ticket the other day for not getting in any accidents. The cop told me he pulled me over for "wreckless driving."

-Silas VanSky

Thanksgiving at Norman Rockwell's House

"Wait, so we have to stay totally still and not eat anything until the painting's done?"

-Alex Schmidt

Brother

My brother is crazy. Crazy like a fox! Yesterday I saw him eating a possum on the side of the road

-Amir Blumenfeld

Math Question

If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do?

-Charlie K

Argument

I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Sonic, then they took away my substitute teaching license.

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