MisFortune Cookies

by Jeff Rosenberg 12 hours ago

I think China's trying to send us a message...

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Work Sucks, I Know

Issue #35

by Brian Murphy 14 hours ago

Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com!

I work at a hotel setting up banquet rooms for special events. All the banquet rooms are named after area sports teams, so one of the rooms is called "Huskies." We we setting up Huskies room for a special event one night and had everything set when the event organizer came in and demanded that we set up their event in a different room. Turns out the event was for a Weight Watchers group and they were offended that they were in the Huskies room, so we had to do all our work over again in a different room.
-Chris

My story was posted on your website. My boss saw it. I was fired.
-Anonymous

A few years ago I worked at a gas station that shared a dumpster with a restaurant. A long time customer drives in, gets gas, chats with the owner then leaves. About two hours later, she calls and says that she threw her wallet away and that we should fish it out of the trash can. Only thing is the trash was emptied into the dumpster at this point. The owner tells me to go into the dumpster for his friends wallet. I spent an hour knee deep in rotting meat and vegetables from the restaurant only to have my boss tell me that the customer called and found her wallet in her coat pocket. I still had an hour to work and I couldn’t clean up or go home early.
-Anonymous

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Famous Paintings Music Video

If this video wasn't so awesome, I'd be pissed that they tricked me into learning about art history.

Production Interns Needed!

by Ben Joseph 16 hours ago

Let me tell you about our crew. We work 14-hour days. We haul equipment up six flights of stairs. We argue with location owners to let us keep shooting. We argue with each other and make up within a two-minute span. We race around town for forgotten art. We make pressured actors feel comfortable. We make background actors feel worthwhile. We have no sick days. Our vacation time is usually unanimous or not at all. We are masters of the tight rope walk between artistic vision and compromise.

Every time I reach the end of a shoot week, I want to cry. It’s something in between exhaustion and raw appreciation for the people that I work with. -Sam Reich

Still interested? Here's what we want from a Production Intern:

    * Previous production experience
    * Enrolled in a related major or coursework
    * Extremely reliable and great work ethic
    * Ability to receive college credit
    * Willingness to learn and work with a team
    * Residence in, or within commuting distance of NYC (Manhattan)
    * Coolness

Here's what you'll get to do:

    * Be involved in the pre-production and production of all videos
    * Help out in the office and on set
    * Be a crucial part of a small team where every member counts
    * Everything from scouting locations to finding a last-minute Philosoraptor mask.

Want in? All you need to do is send a polite cover letter and resume to chtvinterns@gmail.com.

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Power Plant

by Cyanide & Happiness 17 hours ago

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10 Enormous Food Challenges

2 people in these food challenges are now dead. Try and guess which and win a free 8 pound burger!

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Cute College Girl

Katie Lynn

Year	Freshman
School	University of Hawaii

Why do girls use ellipsis (...) so often? Most of the time they don't even use them correctly and a comma (,) is really the punctuation they're looking for.: Ellipsis' look cuter! Plus, we have to use correct grammar all day long in school. Give us a break dude!

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An Important Facebook Cause

22 hours ago

If this page gets a million fans, the creator's sister will name her baby Megatron. So if you have any interest in being part of something bigger than yourself, now's your chance. Make a difference in a child's life.

By giving him the most badass name possible.

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4 Online Activities That Are Much More Difficult With Chatroulette

by Andrew B. yesterday

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Roommate Confessions

Issue 118

by Jeff Rosenberg yesterday

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

My freshman year, my roommate and I swapped jewelry regularly. Her favorite necklace to borrow was a designer knock-off that I bought for $8 at the mall. Apparently she didn't realize it was fake, because when she lost it, she spent nearly a grand to replace it without me noticing. Of course, I never said anything.

Danielle H., Southwestern University

My ex best friend used to invite herself over so much that she basically was my roommate. She would just show up at my house, eat all of my food and then complain about how fat she was gonna get if she ate too much. Then she would "borrow" tons of money to buy herself more junk food with. One day I had her put in her iTunes password into my phone because she wanted to buy a game. Congrats bitch, I got so fed up with waiting for you to pay me back that when I saw your password I bought the most expensive app in the store. Have fun paying for that one, we might be about even now.
Anonymous, School Not Given

I recently roomed with my best friend. I thought it would be fun to pull a prank on him while he slept. I decided to drag him into the shower and turn the water to cold. I found out that day that he sleeps naked.
Travis M, UND

Imagine Jabba the Hut and Princess Leia had some bastard emo child. That's my roommate. All she does is sit on her bed and eat, then gets up and stinks up the toilet. And then complains, complains, complains! She hasn't once brushed her teeth, rarely showers, and photoshops pictures of herself

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