What REALLY happened to our old office.
Is that a me on your back, or am I just just happy to, I dunno.
When you're this rich, anythings a donation.
It's a naturally occurring crystalline inorganic solid. Duh.
There are real losers out there.
More dogs should be in jail.
This is why railings were invented.
For people who like their silly comedic songs to be BRUTAL!
This is what happens when have a truck, a desert, and insane people.
Where would Internet videos be without trampolines? They've been such an important contribution to the "people hurting themselves" genre. Why people feel safe pulling shenanigans on a giant launchpad is beyond me. But I love them for it.
Thank you, Internet people.
Ever have a sh*tty job that you wanted to complain about in a weekly submission-based column named after Blink-182 lyrics? Send your submissions to worksuxiknow[at]gmail.com! 
I work at a hotel setting up banquet rooms for special events. All the banquet rooms are named after area sports teams, so one of the rooms is called "Huskies." We we setting up Huskies room for a special event one night and had everything set when the event organizer came in and demanded that we set up their event in a different room. Turns out the event was for a Weight Watchers group and they were offended that they were in the Huskies room, so we had to do all our work over again in a different room.
-Chris
My story was posted on your website. My boss saw it. I was fired.
-Anonymous
A few years ago I worked at a gas station that shared a dumpster with a restaurant. A long time customer drives in, gets gas, chats with the owner then leaves. About two hours later, she calls and says that she threw her wallet away and that we should fish it out of the trash can. Only thing is the trash was emptied into the dumpster at this point. The owner tells me to go into the dumpster for his friends wallet. I spent an hour knee deep in rotting meat and vegetables from the restaurant only to have my boss tell me that the customer called and found her wallet in her coat pocket. I still had an hour to work and I couldn’t clean up or go home early.
-Anonymous
If this video wasn't so awesome, I'd be pissed that they tricked me into learning about art history.
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Let me tell you about our crew. We work 14-hour days. We haul equipment up six flights of stairs. We argue with location owners to let us keep shooting. We argue with each other and make up within a two-minute span. We race around town for forgotten art. We make pressured actors feel comfortable. We make background actors feel worthwhile. We have no sick days. Our vacation time is usually unanimous or not at all. We are masters of the tight rope walk between artistic vision and compromise.
Every time I reach the end of a shoot week, I want to cry. It’s something in between exhaustion and raw appreciation for the people that I work with. -Sam Reich
Still interested? Here's what we want from a Production Intern:
* Previous production experience
* Enrolled in a related major or coursework
* Extremely reliable and great work ethic
* Ability to receive college credit
* Willingness to learn and work with a team
* Residence in, or within commuting distance of NYC (Manhattan)
* Coolness
Here's what you'll get to do:
* Be involved in the pre-production and production of all videos
* Help out in the office and on set
* Be a crucial part of a small team where every member counts
* Everything from scouting locations to finding a last-minute Philosoraptor mask.
Want in? All you need to do is send a polite cover letter and resume to chtvinterns@gmail.com.
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| School | University of Hawaii |
If this page gets a million fans, the creator's sister will name her baby Megatron. So if you have any interest in being part of something bigger than yourself, now's your chance. Make a difference in a child's life.
By giving him the most badass name possible.
If this doesn't get her back, I don't know what will
Abstinence shmabstinence
An "Always Sunny" GIF smorgasbord!
The Very Best Trampoline Fails
Apparently, Darth Vader is pretty liberal with giving out vacation time
In the end, being bad at video games is kind of a good thing
"I run my fingers through my 33 years of growth one last time." - Guy talking about his pubes
Marie is the "hot girl in weird science fiction dress" of the day
Air Jordan is unimpressed with your choice of house plant
It's about time someone spoke up about an issue that really matters: The outrageous price of plastic surgery!
The Doritos Tablet
An Important Facebook Cause
It always happens at the worst possible moment
I'm gonna go ahead and assume this was "The Force" and not "Terribly Choreography"
Sushi Cat is surprisingly elastic
Justin Bieber isn't a lesbian necessarily. But he's certainly lesbian-esque
I'd take them to Wonderland...If ya know what I mean ("sex")
If you're going to cancel a show, you should probably stop running the former star's Twitter feed on your website
Who needs the Oscars when you've got Golden Globes?
Five dollars to pimp my PSP? I'M SO IN!