The first step is admitting you're a n00b.
No need for self-improvement, when you're perfect.
He's one step away from creating the White Power Rangers.
Gale Beggy's major motion picture debut. Doritos.
Next stop Winter...
This took less time than getting in shape.
Wow, the British "Office" IS better!
You know you're accent is weird when...
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Doritos Crash The Super Bowl Finalist - Some chips are...
You have 2 days - 2 DAYS! - left to strap on a fake mustache and aviator shades, cause some mayhem (like Michael Cera's evil persona Francois in Youth In Revolt), film it and send it to us. Do that and you could win...
- Two roundtrip tickets to Vegas
- A night at the Paris hotel
- $250 cash!
Oh, and did we mention the winning video may be featured on the Youth in Revolt DVD? Keep your entry to 20 seconds or less and enter by January 7th!
I know you're sitting there thinking, 'I'll never win this contest.' And normally it would be pretty hard, but it's Christmas time, people aren't at school and your odds here are looking mighty good. That's all I'll say...
One night at the movie theater I used to work at, there was an old man still sitting in the handicap section after everyone had left. Apparently, he had pissed himself about 10 minutes into the movie and his caretaker didn't want to miss the movie, so allowed him to sit in his own urine for about an hour and a half. Of course, I was picked to clean it up and all I got was some water and very thin paper towels. Gloves are only for people who work with food...
-Anonymous
I hope the Nashville Predators are Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans.
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It's a buffet. What am I going to do? NOT eat my weight in belgium waffles covered in ground beef?
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | Lansing |
Pictures are cool and all, but sometimes it'd be nice if they could move a little. I'm not saying I want them to be videos (which, frankly, move a little too much), but the occasional looping action would be nice. That's where animated GIFs come in.
They're not quite as lazy as pictures but don't get carried away like videos. And this particular collection is especially awesome. There's even an appearance from Street Fighter's Guile!
You kid's know who Guile is, right?
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
PFC W
My roommate told me one day he had a gambling problem. I was wondering why he was telling me this when he opened the doors of the TV cabinet to find my 3,000 dollar 64 inch flatscreen gone. That f*ckhead gave it to a guy he owed 200 bucks! So I decided to con him out of his money with a 3 card monte trick. I got him hooked in after an accomplice of mine won money off of me, you know, on purpose. I ended up getting about 4,400 off of him!
Anonymous, University of Central Florida
Dearest Roomie, thank you ever so much for putting up pictures comparing me to a pig in our dorm hallways to "motivate me to lose weight." Your thoughtfulness inspired me to tell your boyfriend about all of the drunken hook ups you had while he was out working night shifts so you could two live together next year. I only did it to motivate you to be a better girlfriend and not a drunk whore. Oh, and it looks like your boyfriend doesn't mind bigger girls, seeing as we had sex in your bed for a week before he dumped your ass. Can't wait to room with you again next term!
Amanda H, Carleton U
Haha, they care about someone else's well-being. What a bunch of losers.
Animated GIF Smorgasbord
Scared off by a spooky cave? Classic Native Americans!
Obnoxious Green Men at Hockey Game
"I'm buying her cigarettes so she can die faster, and stop ruining my life."
Well, she's certainly got a thing or two going for her
Raving moms are so embarrassing!
I'm glad there are charts out there to make my decisions for me
Women...AM I RIGHT!?
Hey, no false advertising here
More important that winning is having a great excuse for not winning
James Bond always pulls out a Charizard just in time
Confessions of a Foot Soldier
Instead of adamantium, his bones are laced with Jager
Thank you, creepy Facebook friend of Alessandra Ambrosio. Without you, this wouldn't be possible.
Classic Hotlink: Wow, straight up BURNED by the Googster
I took this photo personally. We're dating. NBD.
Perfect, now I can go to the bathroom the exact moment I wake up. It's a good thing I sleep in the bathroom.
Holden Caulfield scoffs at this decade
I get it. It was about math all along!
If you're looking for an excuse to dress up like Michael Cera and act like a jerk, then this is the contest for you. Don a fake mustache and aviator glass like Michael Cera's evil persona Francois...
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