We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

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We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Bring In The Cats

Something about having to wait for cats to "load" makes the moment that they inevitably flood your screen to the sound of a deranged man repeatedly yelling "YES!" even more satisfying.

It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a f*cking mess.

But despite your exhaustion, you find you are still eager to celebrate the end of finals. Your phone buzzes and you find that you have two separate texts inviting you to partake in the choicest of hangs. Which will you choose?

- Movie Night with the Ladies.

- VideoGame tourney with the Boy.

- Forget friends, find food!

We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

One of my favorite internet things is the Get the cake (or You, Delicious Cake) meme. Despite it being really old you don't need the backstory to appreciate the cleverness inside. It reminds me of an open-ended college application essay, one where you're desperately trying to stand out from the pack and think outside the box.

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We asked our staff to share their current favorite thing on the Internet. Whether old or new, video or picture, we have strong feelings about these weird pieces of Internet Garbage.

Bizarre Three Dog Night Frog Animation

I've been interested in comedy ever since I discovered how much money I could make doing it, but nothing, not even the funny little notes I write to myself before I go to bed so I'll have a big stack of giggles to wake up to, has ever come close to making me laugh as much as I did when I first saw this video. Maybe it's the frogs, the quality of the animation, the cesspool of grief I was drowning in, or the fact that a real person spent time making it, but something about this video just gets me. And I mean gets me. I don't know how the surviving members of Three Dog Night feel about it, but I can't shake the feeling that Sir Paul McCartney is rolling and stuff in his grave.

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