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Come on, guys. If you're going to call someone stupid, be sure you've got your grammar right. I mean, really. Learn you're stuff.

1. Interviewer

   Thanks for taking the time to come in, although I'm sure you weren't busy at all, seeing as you're unemployed.

2. Applicant

   Yeah, that's true. I mean I have DVR so I'm really not missing anything important. Although this is really early for me, I usually wake up around noon, lay in bed until 12:30. Ish.

3. Interviewer

   Excellent. So why are you interested in this job?

4. Applicant

   I'm not, I just need a job.

5. Interviewer

   Okay. Just so you know, we will be taking advantage of you and paying you the bare minimum.

6. Applicant

   And just so you know, I will be doing the bare minimum.