1. Stoner walks into his buddy's off-campus apartment

2. Stoner

   Just took one of the top ten most epic naps of my life, dude. Spark one up — let the 420 festivities officially begin.

3. He makes a gong noise.

4. Jack

   Jesus, Danny, where have you been?!

5. Stoner

   Uhh, aforementioned epic nap, homie. Honestly, now that I've given it a little more thought, it could be a formidable contender against the Independence Day Nap of '09. Remember that one, Jacky Boy?

6. Jack

   Danny, no one's seen you in weeks!

7. He eats loose peanut butter out of his pocket…

8. Stoner

   Huh?

9. Jack

   We called in a missing persons report. Student volunteers searched the woods for days. We held a funeral, man!

10. Stoner

    Alright, stop messin' with me, dude. I'm sorry I'm a little late, but it's still 4:45 on 420, let's just blaze the f*ck out.

11. He makes another gong noise

12. Jack

    It's May 17th!

There's this great YouTube Channel that's posting Vines: TheBestVines, which is where we found Bruce D's kids' show + rap mashups the other day. Watching these is like opening a can of Family Guy cut sequences — the more random the better. If you don't have the Vine app on your phone but want to enjoy some of the most popular six-second clips it has to offer, this channel is certainly worth your time, uploading 100 videos in the past week. Here's what you can expect: