You can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."
Dan should've worn his contacts.
She's having her red ring of death.
He also ate $50,000 and his gun.
They're imitating their favorite players.
Good thing he'll never take his anger out on a person.
Maybe there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Now all Jon needs is a driver's license.
Dance class at the School for the Deaf.
It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!
Remember when you had me smell your nasty pot of broccoli-and-cheese that you let sit in the sink for two weeks? Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Well, I've been saving my courtesy sniff. I've also been saving a jug of milk in the back of the fridge for two months. It's actually fermented, and I've had to use adhesive to keep the top from shooting off. By the time you read this, I will have called in my courtesy sniff.
Jonathan H., School Not Given
What's the point of having freedom if we can't have our guns! Write to your congressman people.
| Year | Sophomore |
| School | University of Oregon |
This gallery has everything. Hot girls? Check. Epic bacon sandwiches? Check. Bearataurs? Check.
Just realized that you probably have no idea what a bearataur is. Well, it's a half bear/half centaur that wields a giant spiked club. But words can't do it justice. You need to SEE a bearataur to truly understand how amazing it is. Just make sure you only look at them through pictures. If you see one in real life, you'll be turned to stone.
Or maybe that's Medusa.
Santa's jolliness doesn't translate well online
Cardboard Band Music Video
So, is this a chair for an iPhone or something with volcanoes?
23 Photos of Pure Awesome
Classic Hotlink: The greatest paper ever submitted
Out of all sports, I'd have to say that soccerfootballhockey is my favorite
I don't want to encourage any more Chuck Norris jokes, but this one is in video game form. So...
Look out behind you. That guy shops at the GAP!
Fun fact: Spartans actually prefer Arm & Hammer
Hawt chix up in hurr
Video may have killed the radio star, but he didn't fare so well either
Man, some people can't even have cyber sex without failing miserably.
"What if the only thing standing between a rapist and his victim is some choice Dolly Parton trivia?"
Ceiling Cat is all-knowing
Breaking news! Bar Refaeli looks good in lingerie
Those are some nice boo- Oh God. No. NO!
Spike's 2009 Video Game Awards
High Sites: Hypnotic Alice in Wonderland
What a coincidence, I was recently screwed over by Anass Rhammar
My goal in life is to have a pizza named after me
Crucial Man is meant to instruct you in all the things you never learned because you were too busy watching Internet videos, like how to shave or how to throw a devastating punch.
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