An Irish tabloid newspaper recently released photos of nude model Kim Hiott (warning: R-Rated), but stated that they were actually photos of Elin Nordegren, aka Mrs. Tiger Woods. As you’d probably assume, Tiger Woods wasn’t thrilled.
Anyway, since linking golfers to their fake hot wives seems to be all the rage in Ireland, we’ve decided to help out these tabloids by coming up with other golfer/hot chick combinations for future issues.
I mean, sure, linking Tiger with a nude model is good, but why stop there when you can try…
Phil Mickelson did it with Jessica Simpson. No protection.
Vijay Singh got a hickey from Eva Longoria.
Ernie Els got to second base with Jessica Alba… sloppy second base.
and here’s a suggestion I really hope they take:
Arnold Palmer was spotted in a car in the Augusta National parking lot getting an HJ from Beyonce Knowles.
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