You know, there are some differences about girls who prefer different drinks:
| When Speaking To You | Ignores distractions, and if not, excuses herself by saying she’ll be right back | Squeels and runs away if something, anything really, catches her eye. |
| When Urinating | Closes and locks the door | Pees in sinks, pockets of a pool table and on top of other people peeing |
| When Playing A Drinking Game | Attempts to abide rules of any drinking games to the best of her ability | Plays by her own rules, which usually include talking a lot, laughing obnoxiously and generally not paying attention |
| When Getting Another Drink | Waits patiently in line | Stumbles through crowd, demanding, “Someone buy me a shot” |
| When Confronted By Competing Females | Ignores the dirty looks | Scowls at everyone who is prettier than her |
| When Dealing With Conflict | Doesn’t let the little things get to her | Cries a lot |
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