Beer Girl or Liquor Girl: A Comparison

by Jason Rager on December 5, 2006

You know, there are some differences about girls who prefer different drinks:

Beer Girl :: Liquor Girl

When Speaking To You	Ignores distractions, and if not, excuses herself by saying she'll be right back	Squeels and runs away if something, anything really, catches her eye.
When Urinating	Closes and locks the door	Pees in sinks, pockets of a pool table and on top of other people peeing
When Playing A Drinking Game	Attempts to abide rules of any drinking games to the best of her ability	Plays by her own rules, which usually include talking a lot, laughing obnoxiously and generally not paying attention
When Getting Another Drink	Waits patiently in line	Stumbles through crowd, demanding, "Someone buy me a shot"
When Confronted By Competing Females	Ignores the dirty looks	Scowls at everyone who is prettier than her
When Dealing With Conflict	Doesn't let the little things get to her	Cries a lot