
It's been a while since Streeter flew me out to Los Angeles and embarrassed me in front of Human Giant.
Since then, I've received countless E-mails asking me how and when would I get Streeter back. I was afraid to respond to any of them because I didn't want to jeopardize my revenge plan.
Streeter bought tickets two months ago to the Yankee-Mariners game on September 5th for him and his girlfriend. He is a Mariners fan and she is a Yankees fan so they were both really excited. I knew this would be a great opportunity to get him back.
Since then, I've received countless E-mails asking me how and when would I get Streeter back. I was afraid to respond to any of them because I didn't want to jeopardize my revenge plan.
Streeter bought tickets two months ago to the Yankee-Mariners game on September 5th for him and his girlfriend. He is a Mariners fan and she is a Yankees fan so they were both really excited. I knew this would be a great opportunity to get him back.

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