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NebraskPWNED!

by Kevin Corrigan on

A couple weeks ago we asked all of you to vote in a poll to choose the new state license plate for the state of Nebraska. The results are in. We won.


This isn’t a victory for Collegehumor. This is a victory for all of us. Together we pranked the entire automobile-owning population of Nebraska. Congratulations.

The state government claims that our votes weren’t counted, but it’s pretty clear that no one would vote for that power-point-presentation worthy design because they liked it. They also claim that Collegehumor votes came in evenly over all the choices. We ruin a lot of polls in the hotlinks section. They usually display the results, and I can assure you that, that never happens.

Thanks to Jack and John in the Morning for alerting us of our victory. I’ll be on their radio show at 7:15 central time fielding questions if any of you live in Nebraska and wake up that early.

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I live in a triple with two other girls. In the beginning, things were great with them, but as the year progressed, things began to go downhill. Not only was I playing third wheel in their best friend show, I was cleaning up all their shit, all the time. They would come home and completely tear the apartment apart, complete with "science experiments" in our... Read More » kitchen. An attempt at making vodka gummy bears with life savers, crusted into our pasta strainer? 15 bucks to replace the strainer with cemented-on rainbow goo. Glasses with three-day old soymilk left out? Of course. The final straw was when I got bitched at for "not caring enough" when one of them came home from the hospital with a sprained ankle. No one called me to tell me this happened, I woke up when she and 8 of her sorority sisters busted into the apartment at 4am. After playing nurse to her ungrateful ass for a week, I sprayed PAM onto the kitchen floor and moved out. Have a nice trip bitch, see you next