We got our popped collars, frayed jeans

Tryin' to get between her knees

Oh snap, cocktease.

Looked at me and said

"Bitch, please"

Doesn't matter, got my bros

Always them, before the ho's

Tanned skin from head to toes

Bra got that earring that I chose

Livestrong, Die Weak,

Gel my hair into a peak

Hawt bitches is all I seek

Party tonight, down at TKE

What's your stance on bromance?

Take a chance with my man Lance

Great guy, real bra

Always supports you through it all

Hey man, it's no homo

Don't you know that's how it goes?

Slap my ass and hi-five

We're totally gonna get some tonight

I use Axe, you use Tag

Use too much, make 'em gag

Don't use it? Then you're a fag

Got some PBR's in my bag

MuSigmaNu, all the way

All the haters think we're gay.

We got frosted tips, potato chips;

Cold beer, against our lips.

Chug it down, drink that bitch

Only pussies take a sip.

OH SH*T, big mistake

How many asprins should I take?

F*ck it, dude, own that pain

Grab some girls, let's go get baked

Oh snap! Police outside!

Grab my stash we gotta hide

Daddy's money is all gone

And my head's killing me a ton

Parents so proud of their son

No bitches want in on this fun

Fall asleep on the ground

Eyes closed, sleeping sound

Wake up, drawn on

Giant penises and a smiling sun

Roll over, sleep some more

Really wish I'd gotten a whore

Tomorrow night's gonna rave

Thank God it's only Tuesday