"The 2036 Spacetime Continuer"

"'Greased Hawking'"

"A time machine"

"One of those present to past dealies"

"Not magic"

"Difficult to explain"

"Magic"

"Black"

"Whichever the good one is"

"White?"

"Arrow-resistant"

"Flame retardant"

"In the opposite direction of a serf denouncing taxation"

"In the opposite direction of a serf denouncing taxation that you have to stare really hard at for an extended amount of time without looking away, even for just a second, to be able to see"

"Catapult intolerant"