Popular Children's Stories Retitled as something you were assigned in College

Where the Wild Things Are
Hegemony and Dissent amongst the Wild Things: How the Other is perceived in indigenous cultures.

Everybody Poops
Fecal matter in the populace: An index to homogenized excrement.

The Giving Tree
Foliage in suburbia: What we can expect to receive from a symbiosis with plant life.

Where The Sidewalk Ends
The end of times? How the apocolypse will affect paved roads in suburban America.

Good Night Moon
Bedtime rituals across cultures: The Lunar Calendar Volume 1.

Harold and The Purple Crayon
Medicating the purple crayon: The rise of Adolescent schizophrenia and existentialism in prepubescents

Alice in Wonderland
Recreational drug use in America: Rock Bottom or Kierkegaard's Nirvana?