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I Think They're Running Out of Ideas for 'Big Dogs' Shirts

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My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he's only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I'm alright with until he asked me to "hold it open".