Tooning Out

Dear roommate, You already know that we each have our own printer, and we each have a sh*t ton of stuff to print. I don't mean to sound petty, but stop using mine. I've already asked you to do that though, stop making up dumb excuses that your printer is "too loud" or "broken" or "confusing to assemble." It's a printer, not rocket science.... Read More » You've already cost me $60 worth of ink cartridges and it's not even halfway through the semester; and no, you're not too broke to pitch money to help me buy new ones, because you hoard food like it's nobody's business. I've already asked you to stop, but I guess since that's not enough, I hid my printer USB that you also tried to steal from me. Don't bother looking for it, unless you want to search through a drawer full of drawers...yeah, I have too many pairs of panties to count. It's no use looking for that as well as my new (and third) ink cartridge - it's like searching for a needle in a haystack. And your printer isn't "broken" - while you were gone this weekend, I printed a novel. From, Your no-nonsense, non-commando roommate

February 23, 2012