Before you can make it back to your cubicle, your boss interrupts you. He looks pretty peeved and asks you if you if you printed that document for him yet. You're not sure what he's talking about or why he thinks that people can't notice that mustard stain on his pants.
What do you do?
- LIE TO HIM, you're pretty good at bluffing. One time you won a game of poker once.
- APOLOGIZE AND RUSH TO YOUR DESK TO CHECK YOUR EMAIL AT ONCE, SIR.

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