Roll over to see just how easy it would be to spice up this election season Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
With the election approaching, people sure like to speak their mind on Facebook. If only those blabbermouths had some actual power. Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
6:00 AM Wakes up in the Lincoln bedroom, stretches, looks himself in the mirror, and says "You got this, buddy." 6:02 AM Prays. 6:03 AM Brushes his presidential teeth with pre …
As two men face off in a rhetorical battle of epic proportions to determine the future of our great nation, why not booze it up? Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
Presidential Trading Cards
Presidential Trading Cards Black POTUS Visual: Obama’s face in the middle of the black lotus. Text: Ignore previous four years to add an additional four-year term. James K. Polkemon Visual: Base on the design for Pikachu. Can we have a pikachu’ed version of James K. Polk? Text: Manifest Destiny Bond: If a player discovers new land during your opponent’s next turn, claim that land for yourself, as is your right. Confuse Ray: Flip a coin, if heads defending pokemon is now confused about who exactly James K. Polk is anyway. I mean I think he was a president? I think I remember this. Didn’t he do… something? Really? One of the most effective Presidentes? According to who? Huh… Weakness: (?) Resistance: (?) Blue Eisenhower Dwight Dragon Visual: Base on “Blue Eyes White Dragon” Yu-Gi-Oh! Card. Mix with Dwight D. Eisenhower Text: While this card is face-up, you may play an additional “Interstate Highway” card from your hand. Richard Moxen Visual: Base this on the design of the Mox Emerald, but instead of the weird monster face at the top, have Richard Nixon’s face. Text: Tapping Richard Moxen also taps Watergate Complex. Spearow Agnew Visual: Base design on the Spearow Pokemon card. Mix with Spiro Agnew Text: Vice Presidential Pokemon. 6’2” 225 lbs. Heckle: 10 Tax Evade: Flip a coin. If heads, player may draw an extra card. If tails, Spearow Agnew resigns in disgrace Weakness: ($) Bribery Resistance: (Peace Sign) Hippies Ulyssyber S. Dragrant Visual: Base on Cyber Dragon Yu-Gi-Oh! card Text: Must be special summoned with “Johnson Impeachment” and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. It gains 300 ATK for each Southern type monster your opponent controls. Ancestral Recall Visual: Base on the design for Ancestral Recall, but maybe with the white house in the background and G.W. Bush in the front Text: Elect another Adams, Roosevelt, or Bush. Or force your opponent to elect another Adams, Roosevelt, or Bush. Snortaft Visual: Base design on Snorlax Pokemon card. Mix with William Howard Taft. Text: Fat Presidential Pokemon. 6’ 300 lbs. Lick: Immediately destroy any ice cream type pokemon. Dream Eater: Snortaft eats even dreams like a big, fat fatty. Belly Drum: Force Snortaft to slap his belly. It is hilarious. Flavor text – “I was a really good president. AND Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Why do people only talk about my weight” – a very fat president. Weakness: image of a burger Resistance: exercise (maybe a set of weights? A treadmill?) James Madgishson Visual: Base on “Dark Magician” Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Text: [Legislator] The ultimate legislator in terms of constitutional amendments.