1. Put on his red hat and go back to making E.L. Fudge cookies.

2. Angrily stomp around his house wailing about nothing in particular.

3. Rabble-rouse.

4. Send Rand to his room.

5. Secede and start his own one-man nation.

6. Have an awkward reconciliation with the concept of government.

7. Finally go on tour with the Ron & Rand Family Band.

8. Find himself a black friend.

9. Audition for Game of Thrones.

10. Make a nest out of straw and trash to quietly curl up and fall asleep in.