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What Midnight Looks Like at Every Stage of Your Life
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Caldwell Tanner
Title Image: What Midnight Looks Like at Every Age Little Kid - Arguing with parents - “But i’m not even tiiiiired! Kid - Having a slumber party - “THIS IS THE COOOOOLEST!” Teenager - Hanging out in a parking lot. - “THIS Is BOOOORING” College - In the library - “Ugh I wish I was out partying.” Adult - At a party - “Ugh I wish I was at home reading.” Parent - Arguing with kid - “Please go to sleep, we’re sooooo tiiiiiired!” Older Parent - In bed, on the phone - “It is WAY PAST CURFEW YOUNG MAN, COME HOME THIS INSTANT, I DON’T CARE IF YOU WERE GOING TO WENDY’S WITH CLARISE.” Baby - Asleep in the arms of an unseen tired person in a rocking chair, with a bottle of milk nearby. Old - Asleep in a rocking chair, with a bottle of Scotch nearby.
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