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Every Man's Treasure
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H. Caldwell Tanner
Every Man’s Treasure 1. A shot of two mangy, 19th century prospectors panning for gold under an old bridge. One leans on a shovel, watching the other one work. Todd: There’s no way you’re gonna find it. Pete: Shut up, dude! Patrick Rabinowitz swore it was buried here somewhere! 2. A closer shot of one of the prospectors panning. The other prospector is looking over his shoulder. Todd: Yeah, but that was like two weeks ago, choad! Pete: Well maybe if you’d stop being such a douche for like half a second we’d have a better chance of actually finding... 3. Tighter shot of the two prospectors, their faces are illuminated by gold. Both: It. 4. Shot of a pair of gloved hands holding an old porno called Gentleman’s GOLD. It features a busty lady and has significant water damage. It radiates with a golden glow. 5. Two young teenage kids dressed in the same colors as the prospectors fight over the porn. Todd: Dibs. Pete: Fuck you, Todd. End.
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