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It’s great to finally meet you. :: It’s great to finally find out what genetics have in store for my boyfriend’s hair. I’ve heard so much about you. :: I’ve heard so much about your marital troubles. You have a lovely home. :: You seem richer than I thought you were. Haha, good one, Mr. Miller. :: Haha, like me, Mr. Miller. I’m thinking about going to law school. :: I don’t want to explain my nonsense marketing consultant job to you. I completely agree. :: I completely don’t care. Heh. :: I zoned out for a second and have no idea what you just said, but I hope this noncommittal exhale/smile/laugh/nod is a reasonable response. I really don’t understand all this Facebook stuff either. :: I really don’t want you to friend me on Facebook after this. Oh, no, she never told me about the time she threw up at the Vatican. :: Oh, no, I am never going to let her stop telling me about the time she threw up at the Vatican. Yeah, that election was a nail-biter. :: Oh, god. Don’t talk about politics. Talk about anything but politics. How did we meet? It’s a funny story actually. :: How did we meet? We were drunk actually. I’d love to catch a game sometime. :: I’ve hooked up with your son. It was so great to meet you. :: I’ve hooked up with your daughter. Yes, we should definitely do this again. :: I know you know.
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