Twitter Reactions to Famous Speeches
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Twitter Reactions to Famous Speeches
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If Twitter Existed During Famous Historical Speeches (typos are intentional) ----- Poncho the Pilot / PontiusP26: This jesus bro needs to get off the mount and go back 2 bethlehem mary magdaLame / GalileeGal: Am srsly reconsidering this whole Christianity thing if its gonna mean more bs sermons like this Grrrls Rule / feMAnista13: Be perfect as ur heavenly father is perfect? UH HOW BOUT HEAVENLY SINGLE MOMS #sexist #asasinglemotheriresentthisentirespeech Dr. Luke / LukeDaFunkeeEvangelist: Ohhhh pharisee BURN #teamjesus Katy Sue Randall / Katyheartspuppies: Litterally this is so boring it literaly feels liek I am being cruscified ----- Ambrose Burnside / YankeeDoodleDaaaamndy: I came all the way to Gettysturd for THIS? #civilBORE Bobby Lee / Confeder8Coolio: RT if u stopped listening to this shizz fourscore and 7 beers ago Stonewall Jaxo / BanjoBro42: If all men are created equal, how come gaybraham lincolcn is so uggo? Indentured ServiD00d / getdemgreenbackz: Wut does consecreat mean Pointy Hood Rat / AoKKKay: This speech is ok but no way in hell am i givign up my slaves #USA #yolo ----- Okie from MuskOhYeah / ThrustBowlBabii: F d who? Herbie Hoover / BrothaCanUSpareARhyme: More like franklin POOsevelt #firesidePRAT Breadlines n deadlines / v: Lol who tha fuq is this FRD dude Vaudeville Isnt Dead / JackBennyRulz: Who’s F Deyar? Faye Stunna-way / KinkKong69: Woah teddy r sounds mad different FDR’s Fireplace / FDRsFireplace: 200k followers in 20 minutes! Thanks yall! ------ Dwight D. Eisenhower / BootNAlly: Beaches are for French weenies. we shall fight on the BITCHES!!!!! Grouchy Marxist / rufusTFirefly: Churchill is fat as heeeelll #ChubAintChill Joey Stalin / WorldWario: Oh man I rly rly wanna go to the beach now Albert Frederick Arthur George of Windsor / KingGeorgie6: “We shall fight?” Speak 4 urself, Winnie! Me I’ll be having a cuppa tea ;) isolation = i so lazy / 2wars1cup: Oh cool so Nazis could invade at any second but you feel fine about it? Great THANKS FOR NOTHING CHUBBO ----- Mrs. Dick Clark / AmercnBandstndLuvr: Omgggg martin SHUT UP no one cares about ur gay dream #TLDNL Rosa Parks / GotMLK: So tired from marching today!!!! Need to sit down ;) <3 Gunsmoke Weed Erry Day / deputydawg: has ne1 else noticed the washingten monumint looks a lot like a dick MuBomb-ed Ali / FloatLikeABttrflyStingLikeaME: huh that’s funny I have a dream too, that fartin’ luther king jr. would stop talking already #wierd George Wallace / ElvisSux: I cant believe im missing Mister Ed for this #ihateblackppl FDR’s Fireplace / FDRsfireplace: WTF! who just unfollowed us???
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