Porn-O-Vision III

Things look a little different when you've been watching a lot of porn…

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Porn-O-Vision III
By
Jon Gabrus
PORN-O-VISION 3
Jon Gabrus

DORM ROOM
PORN: keg cups, girls in short shorts and tank tops, one getting sprayed with whipped
cream. Handsome dudes all standing around (totally lax-bro’d out) fun stereotypical
college posters (bud leafs, belushi) everyone is holding red solo cups, wearing visors and
its perfectly lit in the room.
LIFE: less attractive dude awkwardly sitting next to a less attractive girl on the bed with
a nerdy clockwork orange poster or something in the background. Fat gamer roommate is
playing counter-strike or WoW over at his desk and spying on them as they hook up. The
dorm is a mess (old pizza boxes, jars of piss, inhalers)

COUGAR
PORN: an older Mrs Robinson type with a sexy business suit and cleavage showing is standing
in front of a much younger Man in an office, he is clearly nervous and her body language is forward. He is backed up against a wall as she advances.
LIFE: a dowdy older woman shares a cubicle with the same guy, and she has pictures of cats everywhere (maybe a poster for that courtney cox show), and she is drinking tea out of a mug that says “cougar”

DRUNK
PORN: a young coed at a party or a bar with a bottle of booze in her hand, her clothes
are a little disheveled, and she is a little drunk. She is dancing on a bar pouring shots down her cleavage or down some dude’s throat She still looks amazing.
LIFE: a crying girl with mascara running down her face, lipstick smeared all over, puke
on the front of her dress. She is wielding a broken bottle of booze like a weapon and
looks insane. She is angry/sad/losing it.

GLORY HOLE
PORN: two bathroom stalls next to each other joined by a hole in the wall. Beautiful hot
woman on one side, completely over-dressed for sitting in a bathroom stall. It is neat,
and clean almost clinically clean. The other side is a dude who is clearly into what is
about to happen
LIFE: Same guy same grin, but in lieu of a beautiful woman, is empty and just disgusting.  Flies coming out of a toilet, visible poop above it? Stains on stall walls, die yuppie scum (or something terrifying) written in poop and/or blood on the wall

MILE HIGH CLUB
PORN: a couple in a airplane bathroom going at it in the tight quarters.
Maybe a flight attendant looks on seductively, Seating in 69F if there is a way to fit that
in the drawing
LIFE: an air marshal has a gun drawn to a sleazy shirtless dude and his gross wife as they
are being handcuffed, other passengers are visibly grossed out.

SURVEILLANCE
PORN: A steamy hotel affair in night-vision colors, the woman is pulling on the mans
tie, she has stockings on, on a desk…the angle is a high lipstick-cam type angle. Maybe
with some timecode stamped on it, to make it seem even more authentic(ly fake)
LIFE: Same angle, same coloring, but it is a fat janitor (maybe he looks like gabrus for fun)
taking a dump in a dresser drawer
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