I can never finish my water bottles. NEVER. I'm marking that down as another New Years resolution.

— Lexi (@lexirae94) January 1, 2013

"my new years resolution is to become a skinny bitch. actually just skinny, im already a bitch!" THIS OMFG.

— James Arthur ☮ (@amytwitt0r) January 1, 2013

Same damn resolution for 2013 hustlin hustlin $$$$$ more money no problem $$$$

— Wallace-Humphrey (@WallaceBoston) January 1, 2013

My News Years Resolution is to be more of an assholes all the hoes gonna swarm me yo

— Alejandro Padilla (@LxPadilla) January 1, 2013

My New Year's resolution is to stop all of pollution. Talk to motherfuckin' much I got my drink I got my music I SAY.. #BitchDontKillMyVibe

— Jake Lincoln (@LincThe_Sink) January 1, 2013

Right that's it. My New Years resolution is to ONLY gamble on football and horses. #NewYearsResolutions

— Alan Boyd (@1AlanBoyd) January 1, 2013

Your new years resolution should be to stop taking selfies with your mosquito bites sticking out. #TruthfulTuesday #HappyNewYear

— Maggie Gruber (@maggiegruber) January 1, 2013

my new years resolution is too help these bitches not be so basic, although they'll never be a bad bitch like me

— Meli, (@melinda_delrey) January 1, 2013

My new years resolution is to get ripped and be a massive slag.

— Mumbles (@djlwilson) January 1, 2013

New Years resolution … To stop buying vodka for hubbie to get pissed on at home he's been brain damage tonight!

— Suzanne Thornton (@suzthornton) January 1, 2013