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How to Live Life on Expert Mode
How to Live Life on Expert Mode Waking Up Normal = Dude waking up with alarm clock Expert = Dude waking up, alarm clock is attached to a dog that is running out of the room. Clothing Normal = Dude wearing a nice sweater and pants Normal = Dude wearing only sweater with a completely nude bottom Breakfast Normal = A dude putting milk in his coffee Expert = Dude Drinking it straight from the pot, red in the face and sweaty from the heat. Working - Normal = Dude listening to music with headphones Expert = Dude blasting music via boombox, ignoring his co-workers complaints. Bathroom Break #1 Normal = Dude peeing in a urinal Expert = Dude peeing in a urinal ten feet away Lunch Break Normal = Dude politely eating a salad at a lunch table. Expert = Dude eating the world’s sloppiest burrito DIRECTLY OVER HIS KEYBOARD. Flirting Normal = Guy talking to girl at watercooler Expert = Guy talking to girl at watercooler but wearing only the sweater again. Bathroom Break 2 Normal = Bathroom stall door closed Expert = Dude pooping with the door open wearing sunglasses and flipping the bird. Sleeping Normal = Guy fast asleep, looking peaceful. Expert = Guy chugging another giant pot of coffee while in bed.