A dolphin made its way into the Gowanus Canal in Brooklyn today, captivating Twitter in the process. So what should we nickname this curious little fella? Here are 50 Nicknames For The Gowanus Canal Dolphin:

1. Dolphin Lundgren
2. 'Phin Diesel
3. Jeff
4. Gowanus…ey?
5. Ahhh never mind people are already onto the next story, seeya
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(Pic via Alex Tabak / NYT)