Twidiots: The Illuminati is Everywhere

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

During her performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Beyonce threw up what some may THINK was the popular sign of Roc-a-Fella, her husband Jay-Z's massive brand and record label. But according to Twitter, it was ACTUALLY the SECRET gesture of the all-seeing, all-powerful underground organization the Illuminati. What no one else outside of the Twitterverse seems to realize, however, is that the Illuminati's tentacles reach far beyond Mr. and Mrs. Carter.

And before anyone asks, yes, we here at CH are all proud members. What's up, Hov!

Beyonce performs +the lights stay out for 34 minutes 3 + 4 = 77 – 1 is 6 and 6 = Illuminati
— Johnny Football (@ImGoinScottie) February 4, 2013

Obama was brought to power by the illuminati for THEIR agenda he's been bread for what he's doing
— The Anonymous Truth (@Mind_Empire) February 5, 2013

#BelieveAcoustic is crap so is Illuminati justin bieber
— ❤✈Sħun†ii☣™ (@shuntii101) January 29, 2013

I wonder why the Illuminati all of a sudden put Lady Gaga in the shadows of the media..she used to be all the rage. #causeyouknowtheydid
— Cassandra (@RandomRambles94) February 5, 2013

Think about this, the NBA started recording blocked shots on the stat sheet the year after Wilt Chamberlain retired. #Illuminati?
— Katie (@tattooed76) February 5, 2013

@fvux hmm the illuminati goes beyond jay z he is just a puppet for what the elite have planned for the world so are numerous others.
— Chasiti Latson (@Chasiti_L) February 5, 2013

No, they are illuminati! RT @kidjgt: In my personal opinion, Coldplay is not an illuminati, they're an anti-illuminati m/
— Mark Kanko Kusworo (@MarkJeremyy) January 31, 2013

Ben Affleck winning best director, mind you he has no experience in this field, is clearly an act of the illuminati!
— Victoria Ortiz (@PleaseOrtiz93) February 5, 2013

LeBron James is a product of the illuminati.
— doris. (@daamndan) January 31, 2013

@ambassadororen Clinton is not a statesmen she is an Illuminati puppet on a string and she is destroying America! Ron Paul isstatesmen!
— Rob(@ToLate4Love) February 1, 2013

@morningmika tetragramation films says bill gates is spreading aids through vaccines. he's illuminati too.
— david bruce thomas (@tensz11) January 30, 2013

bet Steve jobs was an illuminati, thats why we have emojis like this shit but then he pulled a tupac and they killed him BET
— krystal (@MADDYMCDEEZY) February 5, 2013