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9 Bumper Stickers for People Who Don't Suck
By
Caldwell Tanner 
Less Annoying Bumper Stickers

General Thought: These should all be photoshopped onto the bumpers of cars. 

HONK if you like NOISES
- simple text with a horn graphic next to it  - reference

OBAMA is currently THE PRESIDENT 
- modeled after the NOBAMA parody bumpers 

I don’t have a child, but I’m still proud of all the HONOR STUDENTS out there, because good for them y’know? 
- modeled after one of the countless honor student bumper stickers 

KEEP HONKING, I’m reloading!
JK I don’t own a gun, but it is your right to own one as an American citizen. Have a nice day!
-based on this delightful bumper sticker 

9/11 
is the 11th day in September
WAKE UP and LEARN how to READ A CALENDAR
- based on the 9/11 was an inside job stickers. This one would feature an illustration of a calendar with that dated marked with a red X.

Well Behaved Women Are Generally Nice to Be Around I Think.
- based on this classic sticker. This version would feature a silhouette of a man and woman politely shaking hands. 

Former Baby on Board
- A caution sign styled after this sticker, but with a silhouette of a full grown human waving instead.

My Other Car is a very nice Mid-Size Sedan
My wife drives it, but we share the lease, so I guess it’s technically “our” car. 
- A simple text bumper sticker modelled after this one here. 

How’s My Driving? 
Call 615-485-4733 (number can be blurred out)
I’m open to critiques. We can talk about other stuff too, no pressure. 
- A simple text bumper like this one.
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