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The Longer You're In A Relationship
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Hallie Cantor
Movies watched together – goes up at first, then goes down for a while, then back up gradually Movies “watched” together – picks up where movies watched goes down and vice versa Masturbation – a shallow U shape Family members met - increasing Family members despised - increasing just below family members met How much your friends tease you about getting married - constant high Happiness - sin wave Fights – a few spikes Visits to your ex’s facebook page – spikes right after all the fights Amount you fart in front of them – zero, then one, then a whole lot that ends in a cloud of farts Boobs felt - none, then one and quickly two, then after a long time, three? (right before one of the fights)
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