Everyone knows that "peacocking" is a great way to attract potential dates. Here are 10 more seduction strategies inspired by other members of the animal kingdom.
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Hallie Cantor
Everyone knows that “peacocking” is a great way to attract potential dates. Here are 12 more seduction strategies inspired by other members of the animal kingdom. Badgering Guy taps girl on the shoulder repeatedly to get her attention. Giraffing Guy climbs on table and nods down seductively at girl below him. Fireflying Guy holds out a DVD of Firefly and makes a “how good was this show?” face at girl. Worming Girl does the worm in front of an unimpressed guy. Chickening Guy walks up behind girl, then gets nervous and walks away. Skunking Girl makes a “what smells?” face. Guy smiles proudly. Kangarooing Guy attempts to stuff girl into the pocket of his hoodie. Porcupining Guy and girl are laughing together. Girl flirtily stabs guy with a needle. Lioning Guy viciously mauls girl. Vulturing Different guy hits on bloodied corpse of same girl from Lioning.
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