| How old is your sister? | Your sister is hot |
| Wanna see what's on ESPN? | Dude, stop watching Full House. |
| Wanna help me clean? | Want to pick your shit up? |
| Hey, my girlfriend is coming here this weekend. | Hey, you need to find somewhere to sleep this weekend. |
| Is it cool if I borrow your deodorant? | I borrowed your deodorant. |
| What time do you get out of class? | How long do I have to whack it? |
| Are you goin' to eat? | Can I whack it? |
| You goin' to throw out the trash? | Can I whack it? |
| You goin' anywhere tonight? | Can I borrow your car? Can I whack it? |
| I need to get some studying done. | Turn off your Lou Bega CD. |
| I like this shirt. | I'm borrowing this shirt...and puking on it...then sneaking it back into your closet without washing it. |
| Dude...I kissed your sister | Dude...I boned your sister |
| My internet connection is messed up. | Can I watch porn on your computer? |
| Dude I haven't gotten laid in so long. | Wanna hook up? |
| Just kidding. | Don't tell anyone. |
| Do you have any lube? | Do you have any lube? |
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jeff Rosenberg at NYU
by Patrick Cassels at Purchase College
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!
Pretty accurate portrayal of the journey through life.
A Salt-n-Pepa parody that proves you can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."
she must give great head, otherwise this would be totally unacceptable.
He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
Every American knows the story of the First Thanksgiving, when the Wampanoag Indians saved the Pilgrims from starvation and the two peoples celebrated with a feast. Lesser known is the "Second Thanksgiving." Like most Holidays, there was a lot of agg
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