| Maneuvers | Distance | |||
| 1: | Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE. | 2.1 inches | ||
| 2: | Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | ||
| 3: | Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT. | 3.1 inches | ||
| 4: | Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | ||
| | 5: | RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO. | .3 inches | |
| 6: | Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll). | 10.5 inches | ||
| 7: | Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS). | 2.2 inches | ||
| 8: | Take the VULVA exit – exit 19 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS. | .1 inches | ||
| 9: | Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON. | 84 miles | ||
| 10: | Turn RIGHT. | < .1 inches | ||
| 11: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 12: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 13: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 14: | End at ANUS. | | ||
| 15: | APOLOGIZE. | .2 minutes | ||
| 16: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 17: | Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS. | 1.6 inches | ||
| 18: | End at CLITOR - | | ||
| 19: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 20: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 21: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 22: | End at CLITORIS, VUL - | | ||
| 23: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 24: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 25: | End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US | | ||
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
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