| Maneuvers | Distance | |||
| 1: | Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE. | 2.1 inches | ||
| 2: | Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | ||
| 3: | Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT. | 3.1 inches | ||
| 4: | Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST. | 5.4 inches | ||
| | 5: | RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO. | .3 inches | |
| 6: | Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll). | 10.5 inches | ||
| 7: | Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS). | 2.2 inches | ||
| 8: | Take the VULVA exit – exit 19 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS. | .1 inches | ||
| 9: | Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON. | 84 miles | ||
| 10: | Turn RIGHT. | < .1 inches | ||
| 11: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 12: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 13: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 14: | End at ANUS. | | ||
| 15: | APOLOGIZE. | .2 minutes | ||
| 16: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 17: | Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS. | 1.6 inches | ||
| 18: | End at CLITOR - | | ||
| 19: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 20: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 21: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 22: | End at CLITORIS, VUL - | | ||
| 23: | Turn LEFT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 24: | Turn RIGHT. | <.1 inches | ||
| 25: | End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US | | ||
by Chris Collins at Fordham
by Dan Gurewitch at Syracuse
by David Cho at Wake Forest
Looks like the runner is related to Devin Hester or Barry Sanders. Either way, very embarrassing for the catcher.
Listening to these songs will never be the same again.
What if...
Competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti downs three pancakes, three french toasts, three fried egg sandwiches, a bowl of grits, an omelet, and two cups of coffee in less than five minutes.
The weird thing is that this isn't even her name; she just thought it would be cool to have some English words on her jersey.
Cool to see this, would have been amazing in person.
Olmec got a job doing late night love advice after his time at Nickelodeon ended. Let's rock.
not enough funding....
Oh baby, baby. How was he supposed to know, that somebody was watching?
The Spank Bank - that precious repository of masturbatory imagery that lives in the mind of each and every man - joins the digital age.