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MapQuest Helps You Find The Clitoris

by Dan Gurewitch December 20, 2006

Maneuvers			Distance
	1:	Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.	2.1 inches
	2:	Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	3:	Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT.	3.1 inches
	4:	Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST.	5.4 inches
	5:	RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO.	.3 inches
	6:	Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll).	10.5 inches
	7:	Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS).	2.2 inches
	8:	Take the VULVA exit – exit 19 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS.	.1 inches
	9:	Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON.	84 miles
	10:	Turn RIGHT.	< .1 inches
	11:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	12:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	13:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	14:	End at ANUS.
	15:	APOLOGIZE.	.2 minutes
	16:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	17:	Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS.	1.6 inches
	18:	End at CLITOR -
	19:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	20:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	21:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	22:	End at CLITORIS, VUL -
	23:	Turn LEFT.	<.1 inches
	24:	Turn RIGHT.	<.1 inches
	25:	End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US

Total Est. Time: 11 minutes, 42 seconds
Total Est. Distance: 84 miles, 3.2 bases

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