Procrasturbation - n (Procrasturbate - v)
1. Masturbation to avoid work.
Usage: "I'm sorry, procrasturbation is not a valid excuse for turning in a project two days late."
... See also: Mathturbation
Mess Entropy - n
1. The tendency of mess to occupy all space available to it.
Application: "Regardless of a room’s size, mess will expand to fill it."
Sorostitute - n
1. A college-aged female, often a member of a sorority, who through provocative dress (or direct action) projects the mental image of a grain of rice being dropped into a mine shaft.
Example: "A winter-sorostitute is easy to identify, by a combination of visor-style sunglasses, knee-high sherpa boots, and a hot-pink miniskirt in January.
1. A T.A. of foreign descent, whose first three languages do not include English. Known to incorporate grading curves based on factors such as weather, time of day, and favorite colors.
Usage: "I'm not going to Lab anymore - my T.A.sian hates me."
... See also: Engrish, Futility
Mathturbation - n (Mathturbate - v)
1. Math done purely for math's sake. Occurs in courses where the professor takes 90% of a lecture to derive equations already presented in the book.
2. Doing math-oriented activities out of boredom. Ex., “The Secret Lives Of Numbers”.
1. Dining hall food cooked in so much grease that it adopts the material properties of rock.
2. Food left out long enough that it cools, hardens, and eventually becomes safe to eat again.
Usage: "Pizza becomes petrifried after approximately 3 days of open-air exposure."
Dormwhore - n
1. A female (or male) student who has had sexual relations with the majority of people from her/his own dorm.
... See also: Dormcest
Myth - n
... See: Office Hours, Financial Aid, Long-Distance Relationships, Bus Schedule, Cheap Books, Liberal-Arts Job Fair, and Sleep
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