

by Mike Birbiglia at Georgetown
by Amir Blumenfeld at UC Berkeley
by Chris Craft at Washington University
"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
*facepalm*
I've heard the expression "boom mic in a china shop" but this is ridiculous.
Be a pal and vote for vader girl!
1.21 gigawatts of dope rhymes.